Call kak puteri quickly!

program cari menantu di malaysia.







i got it from burn. i think, he tried to tell me something, hmmm.

/s

Bassist yang gempak!

warning!!

can't be unseen.

useless

hari ni kononnye ade h1n1 vaccinations for healthcare professionals hkl

pastu bile pegi ade la matron kate "o vaccinations ni only for matrons, sisters and consultants"

diorg tu kire frontliners la kottt, yg selalu ade kat ward etc etc. exposed kpd secretions and excrements and what not.

consultant tu aku tak kisah la lagi, tp matrons tu haram tak penah buat keje pape pun kat ward. diorg cume masuk ward kejap, berleter2 la menyemak2 la.

blegh. corrupted to its core

oh aku ade dgr cite director of health ke sape tah tu merican-merican ape tah, mase jd head of dept med - kalau mase die buat rounds die akan duduk tepi tingkap (med = 4th floor), pastu die bace la notes pt, pastu kalau tak betul ke ape, die campak keluar tingkap. so terburai la notes sume. pastu ko la kena kutip pathetically kat bawah sume notes yg terburai tu

HoD aku pulak, mmg strict la. aku ade la kena ari ni. die ni hardcore arsenal fan aa. yg siotnye smlm derby chelsea arsenal. dah la arsenal kalah 3-0. aiii kena la jgk tadi. dammit

First lady of Malaysia

Seri Paduka Baginda Raja Permaisuri Agong Sultanah Nur Zahirah.

just to make sure everybody understands.

macam fauziah latif pun ada.

fact

berkerja di hkl

so far..
ok aaa..

skrg aku tgh buat surgical rotation, dekat female ward breast & endocrine + vascular

ari jumaat ari tu 1st on call aku
uneventful
mmg nak uneventful pun
dapat la tido 2 jam
pastu kena bangun balik sbb kena amik bloods ari sabtu pagi tu (start 415am) sbb bnyk gile pt yg post-total thyroidectomy. so kena buat post op serum calcium + albumin

abis morning rounds (dalam 1130am) aku pun terus cabut utk blk ke s.a

kat hkl ni aku bnyk gile minum 100 plus + makan kat kampung baru. duit abis macam air. abis kat makan minum je. ai

mengungkit

1st of all, Selamat hari raya aidilfitri kpd korg semua. aku di sini sihat senantiasa.




selasa next week, aku start keje (start induction + btn = start payroll) kat genting view resort.

sampai la ari ahad. selasa tu jgk la aku dpt tau hospital aku.

malas nye la.



kesian lak kat indonesia yg kena gempa bumi. in light of recent events, msia still ringan tgn utk
membantu indonesia.

aku pun hairan kenapa sebelum ni bnyk media indonesia dok p bantai pasal tarian pendet, ngn segelintir rakyat2 nye pun dok sibuk berdemonstrasi tak tentu pasal.

bile org dah berbudi, jangan la mudah lupa (ye mmg mangsa2 tu takde kaitan dgn kes antiMsia, mmg ksian... cume aku nk ckp kt the rest of them la, mrk2 yg terlibat dlm kempen antimsia, siape la rakyat msia yg x marah).

hmm. aku sebenarnye takde modal nak blog nih. lately mmg takde sumber inspirasi. tgk la kalau bile aku keje ni, kalau mcm bnyk bende2 menarik myb aku nk buat blog sendiri kot.


last skali maaf zahir dan batin hahaha

senjata...

hehehe...
ekekkeke...
hahhaahha..
kikikiki....

hey hey

road trip

things we did last weekend

saturday - 25/7

1. pegi kawen aiyad
2. menghasut najib ikut pegi langkawi
3. pegi kangar unexpectedly, tido kat federal hotel
4. the store - najib jawa hadi rambang mata - 15min nak pilih selipar murah. beli air mineral 6 botol
   
5. makan hai thien : 12 orang, lauk : 2 siakap + 2 sotong + 1 ketam + 1 udang + 1 tow foo + 1 sayur + air tin + kacang = rm197
   

sunday - 26/7

1. pegi jeti kuala perlis
2. naik feri
3. jawa kena mark ngn abang adik dari jeti sampai ke kaunter, last2 sume book kat abang adik. sewa wira + sentra? (aku x ingat ape kete lg satu)
4. pegi ke langkawi boutique hotel, 130rm for a family room (x3, inclusive of breakfast)
5. lunch dekat restoran mana tah. nasi goreng + sotong celup tepung literal
   
6. pastu terus ke kereta kabel langkawi, sume mandi peluh naik tangga + matahari terik
7. pantai tengkorak, kereta waja nyaris terbabas sbb gps penipu
8. pantai pasir hitam, kotor, busuk. minum air kelapa (rm3), sorang sebijik. best nak mampus hahahaha
9. pantai chenang - berendam + aku, rafiq, najib naik parasailing (rm50, 5-7min. puas). aimee hadi qama aiman dapat refund sbb dah gelap.
   
10. makan kfc dekat jeti kuah
11. boling. aimee kena titik dengan aku. jawa menang dedua game. aimee dan farah berjaya strike 1 frame dengan teknik kangkang
    

isnin - 27/7

1. semua tunggu hadi habis memproses sawit
   
2. pegi ke jeti kuah - utk boat island hopping
3. pegi ke pulau dayang bunting. aimee, aiman dan qama berendam.
   
4. tengok eagle feeding
5. pegi ke pulau beras basah. sume berendam. main bullshit. rafiq juara.
6. by tengah hari balik ke jeti kuah. terus ke kilim utk geoforest tour
7. naik boat dari kilim pegi ke gua kelawar. busuk. tp banyak kelawar tidur. menarik tapi kejap je.
8. pegi gua buaya, tak masuk pun
   
9. pegi ke fish farm. mmule ingat cam barai. tp sbb ade budak kasi guided tour, jadi menarik. ade demonstrasi ikan sumpit, pegang ikan pari, jumpe ikan najib, ikan nyoknyok etc etc.
10. tgk eagle feeding lagi. lebih menarik sbb lagi banyak helang dan takde orang disekeliling.
11. abis tour kilim geoforest park. kete waja pegi shopping kat kuah jap, kete lagi satu terus balik hotel
12. pegi pantai chenang, budak2 yg x dpt naik parasail ari sebelum tu, naik ari ni. terjumpe dgn makcik muncung. ade pakcik arab yg parasail salah jatuh, kerana salah teknik semasa nak landing. jatuh lebih teruk dari nangka busuk, dah la dari sisi nye landing. mujur takde kecederaan serius.
13. pastu naik banana boat 9 orang, 10rm sorang. makan air laut.
14. swimming pool
    
15. makan seafood lagi, rm145.
    
16. ingat nak pegi baskin robbins kat jeti utk dessert, tapi dah tutup, kecewa. pegi ke mcdonalds pun, dah tutup jugak. dengan hati yg kecewa dan hampa, terus pulang ke hotel.
17. sume berkumpul kat bilik rafiq aiman qama. jawa men monopoly syok sendiri. die yg dapat duit sume. hadi diisytiharkan muflis
    

tuesday - 28/7

1. kunci tertinggal dalam bilik lagi
2. kete lagi satu pegi shopping kat kuah, ktorang pegi ke shopping complex yang tak bukak2 lagi
3. kete waja terus ke jeti, men daytona, drum, ngn game spot the difference
4. naik feri bising cam sial
5. bawak kete dari kuala perlis ke r&r gurun. aku kena tipu rm3.50 ngn kebab sayur.
6. hantar hadi kat teluk intan. siot jauh gile dari highway
7. jawa hantar najib kat ktm batu tiga, hantar aku kat rumah
8. aku pegi burger king sbb terlalu lapar
   

stuffs we did not get to do
minum 4 botol air mineral
bee's motel
rumah urut siam
karaoke
makan dekat restoran berputar menara alor setar
ngorat gadis bunga telur/gadis2 kedah perlis
nasrul bawak van hi-ace
monopoly (najib dah siap reka game "strip monopoly")
bunuh aimee
mahsuri - aimee dan farah tertekan sedikit
crocodile farm - jawa merajuk dalam diam

tengah agak kebosanan
aku tak buat pape lagi yg berfaedah since sampai ari tu
takat
beli wii
beli remote controlled speedboat (baru men sekali je)

tak pegi lagi SPA/MoH/MMC/mara
malas
jimi yg memula semangat nk pegi this week sekarang dah dalam keadaan yg kebingungan

ktorg balik lambat sbb konvo lambat, so bebudak ucd etc sume dah report in, so cam sume tempat diorg dah apply so agak pointless la kalau ktorg apply skrg sbb myb dpt kuala pilah ke tawau ke etc etc moya ukah etc bario etc gua musang etc...

ntah la. fareez (budak ucd jasin batch aku) dah kena pegi induction program kat lumut in 2wks time kot. hahaha. jawabnye keje before puasa la kot. (aku rase aaaaa). biarlah aku menikmati bulan puasa dan raya sepuas-puasnya before aku start phase keje. aih. but jimi kate bile start induction program etc tu dah start masuk gaji dah. hmmmmmm. kire dah boleh aa nk apply loan kete ke ape ke.

weekend ni, ade kawan aku kawen kat seremban. yg seremban tu taktau la aku. nk g ke tak. leceh. jauh. haih. penuh dengan komplikasi.

nxt wk lak match man u. malangnye kitorg tiket termurah je la.

minggu pastu lak kawen aiyad-fatim ngn persandingan sabarullah-izzatul-balqis

pastu kawen zurita lak.


hmmmhmmm
papepun aku kena decide bile nk g laporkan diri nih.

mari bergossip...(kawin lagi)

khabarnye.. sorang kawan kite nih... dah mulakan langkah2 awal ke gerbang perkahwinan.. cincin merisik bernilai 200 inggit telahpun diberi... katanya kalau tiada aral yang melintang... insyaAllah majlis pertunangan akan diadakan ogos 2010 (ye... TAHUN DEPAN!) dan nikahnya pada december 2010... wang hantaran sekitar 8500 inggit dan mas kawin bernilai 1000 inggit...

kawan kitenye katenye sedang berusaha untuk mengumpul wang lebihkurang 12 riibu lagi untuk majlis perkahwinan...setahu aku la kan... selalunye mak pak akan support le duit untuk wat majlis... biase le... mak pak mane tak suke tgk anak kawin kan... lain la mak pak tuh nak tgk anak kawin kat jabatan agama jer...

haaa bagus la tuh kan... sorang sorang kawan2 kite dah pk pasal kawin... hantaran tuh pun kire ok la kan... takde la mahal sgt... sesuai la untuk org2 baru bekeje...satu lagi... tuh maknenye mak pak dia tak jual anak mahal2 walopun ade degree ...bagus2...selain memudahkan pekahwinan juga dpt mengelakan dri meminjam along2 yg kerajaan kite sibuk nak benteras skang..

ok so skang nih.. aku pun buat mind set " kawin-tak-lebih-9ribu-kalo-lebih-itu-jual-anak" hahahaahhaha

kawinnn o kawinnnn

antara ahli2 rumah pecah... sape kah yang akan kawin dahulu??? satu analisa peribadi...

kebar...

sepanjang aku kenal dia aku tak penah tau dia ade awek ke tak... macam takde... gosip dgn sesorg gadis yang aku kenal macam penah dgr... tapi seperti tiada apaa2.... so aku rase nih mmg lambat lagi la kawin nih... maybe kebar akn kawin umur 30 tahun... sebab sibuk dgn kerjaya... dan mahu spend duit kat koleksi peribadi seperti jam2 mahal..blink2.. pakaian2 berjenama ataupun kereta mewah...

najib...

semenjak aku kenal najib... rasenye dia tidak pernah ade hubungan series dgn mana2 wanita... pernah terdengar suatu nama yg ada possibility untuk dijadikan teman hidup tetapi umpama tidak kesampaian... najib seperti "lek lek sudaaaa"... tidak nampak begitu desperate mahukan teman hidup... ataupun dia mengambil langkah berdiam diri dalam masa yang sama sentiasa memerhati sana dan sini... aku jangka najib akan kawin 3 tahun selepas bekerja...

peqli...

terdapat bebrapa nama pernah dikaitkan dengannya... ada yang pernah menjalani beberapa tempoh tertentu bersamanya... kesudahan episode itu nampaknya tidak begitu baik.... sudah bebrape kali ku dgr ayat2 seperti "aahhh aku tunggu next batch datanggg".... tetapi seperti tiada apa yang berlaku... melihat attitude dirinya aku yakin dia akan menemui sessorang suatu hari nnt... memandangkan saham peqli sudah melonjak naik berpuluh2 mata di dalam bursa saham kuala lumpur semenjak hujung bulan may yang lalu...hmmm kononnya mahu menyunting gadis2 bunga telur... tapi haramm tak buat pun hahahaha... aku bajet dia kawin 2-3 tahun lepas keje...

jali....

haaa tu diaaa... nama yang tidak asing... sudah berstatus " in a relationship" selama 5 tahun... mula bertentang mata di dunaras..siapa yang tidak tahu pasangan ini? mereka yang mempunyai mirip muka yg lebih kurang sama ini mungkin sudah cemuih (= jemu) dgn soklan cepumas iaitu "bila mau kawin?"... mereka gagah menempuhi segala cabaran bersama2... dipihak perempuan seperti hanya menunggu green lite dari pihak lelaki... pihak lelaki masih tidak memberikan kata putus iaitu bila... tetapi aku yakin.... mereka inilah yang akan kawin paling cepat berbanding yang lain... mungkin dalam masa tahun pertama bekerja...


jawa...

takde kes...itu saja


apa2 pun... kite tunggu dan lihat apa yang akan berlaku dalam masa beberapa tahun ini...

sekian............

aimee suke nih

memang favourite die.

hahaa

objektif musim panas ini : memburu gadis-gadis bunga telur

rumah pecah

officially mulai dari hari esok, blog ni aku tukar nama jadi rumah pecah.

aku balik msia
jali & kebar judas masuk rumah maple leaf, shantalla
najib masuk rumah ronny, ezal, fahmi kat moyola


haih.

maaf la kalau sejak kebelakangan ini kualiti-kualiti post kitorang menurun (copy n paste, youtube etc etc). masing2 sibuk dgn hal masing2.

najib kalah.

retraction

korang ingat lagi tak berita pasal budak umur 12 taun yg dapat anak tu?

http://rumahketat.blogspot.com/2009/02/dunia-ini-sudah-gila.html


rupa2nye bukan anak die pun
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8056700.stm

hahha
oleh itu, sebelum melatah, tgk la dulu source

Alhamdulillah

Alhamdulillah.

terima kasih jugak kepada family aku, budak2 rumah ketat, budak2 6mb, budak2 5mb dan lain2 yg aku terlupe nk sebut,

dan interns, shos, sprs, clinical tutors n consultants n profs n nurses n midwives. and the patients especially.
porters pun.

p/s: jika anda berminat untuk membeli saham eksklusif ini, sila hubungi saya di nombor 0537975656, atau email saya di alamat saham_mahal@gmail.com

hahahahaa

Adakah anda kebosanan? sila baca artikel di bawah

May 13th 1969 – The Correct View (part 1)

May 13th 1969 – The Correct View (part 2)

Sambil study psych.. layan lagu sket.

nak tiru peqli ah..

lolololol

awek jepun + volleyball = hot



malangnye, aku terlalu kecik pada masa tu untuk memahami ape2

alasan "brb" first time yg aku penah dengar


peqli Fairuz: korg elaun brp a
peqli Fairuz: kat msia
cham: aku dulu jpa x kasik duit 2 term
peqli Fairuz: asal
cham: kat msia basic 600
cham: ntah
cham: jpa x guna
peqli Fairuz: pastu dpt lump sum a>
cham: officer pemalas
cham: jap
cham: nak tukar diaper balqis
peqli Fairuz: hahhahaha
peqli Fairuz: sila2
cham: lump sump dekat 4000 ooo
peqli Fairuz: turn ko ke
peqli Fairuz: oo
peqli Fairuz: hahaha
peqli Fairuz: bagus2
cham: ari2 turn aku



"ari2 turn aku" ftw.
bagus cham. suami yang solehah lagi mithali.

rants

budak2 tcd batch aku dah qualified minggu ni.. budak2 leicester pun dah siap balik msia dah bercuti before konvo..

aku? haha taktau lagi la camne. usaha dan tawakal je la. hopefully lepas.
minggu depan - obgyn long case + orals
the week after - med long case, short cases + oral (harapnye tak kena ballinasloe/castlebar)
then finally - surgery long, shorts + oral

gayanya aku akan balik msia, sebab aku tak pegi balik csi untuk isi application form properly and aku malas nak hantar registration form medical council. hopefully i wont regret my decision. looking on the bright side, at least aku tak stuck ngn makan oven/deepfried fries and nuggets/burger/fish fingers or domino's. and not having to endure the rainy days is definitely a plus too.

padahal dulu masa datang awal2, kononnye berangan tanak balik masa summer la, nak menetap kat sini la etc etc, padahal every year aku balik. and dulu aku memang anggap orang yang kata "hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lagi baik di negeri sendiri" adalah orang yang agak bodoh. baru aku faham wisdom tu ape.

hujung may nanti - 3 orang kawan aku akan kahwin
najid - classmate aku dari form 1 sampai form 3. antara geng2 s.alam aku yang rapat (lain - acap, amir; tu pun aku dah lama tak contact amir, kamil, syikin, hana, hani). lepas mrsm bp, die pegi kolej mara seremban utk a-levels, and then went to manchester. malangnye aku tak kenal sangat bakal isteri die - ex-mrsm bp macam die, pharmacist - so aku tak boleh elaborate sangat. najid sekarang tengah bekerja sebagai pembuat baja di sebuah anak syarikat baja petronas di gurun.

pastu otek dan nang - 2 orang classmates aku masa kat taiping. diorg ni start berpasangan dari form 5, mase ktorang buat classtrip kat kb. pas mrsm, otek g buat pre-u course kat sek 18 utk ATU, while aku and nang n nasrul ngn where pegi kmb for IB. selama tu diorg senyap2 je bercouple. chis. lama jugak la diorang bertahan; dari 2001 - 2009. baguslah, dah jodoh. so betulla jugak that love can indeed stand the test of time, and longdistance r/ship does work. given that you two are really meant for each other. nang skrg tgh final year kat cork, otek keje ngn miros

sadly, aku tak dapat nak pergi to any of their receptions sebab konvo is on the 16 or 17/6 (kalau la aku grad)

next in line... gayanye.. acap and syikin la kot. unless... hani buat kejutan masa summer ni. sape tau kan. or maybe jimi... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lin dan tiru ronaldinho

bahasa iban?

kalau rajin, sila baca last phrase..Ini pun boleh masuk ka?

Eli wong dan Siti Aishah

cun macam ni pon diabaikan gak ye?
pelik tol dunia nih.
gambar kecik: Melor assemblyman, Wan Ismail Wan Jusoh
ish3, pakcik.
link.

saje je aku guna name eli wong tu. nak tgk dpt banyak hits tak.

telefon bomba!

baru2 ini, telah berlaku sebuah kemalangan yang membabitkan sebuah kereta sewa yang dipandu pelajar galway, seorang perempuan melayu yang masih belum dipastikan identitinya.

dengar cerita, kereta tersebut dipandu dari belfast menuju ke galway, dan terbabas di tuam. kereta tersebut terlanggar dinding batu dan terbalik di atas jalan.

walaubagaimanapun, kesemua penumpang hanya mengalami kecederaan yang tidak serius. syukurlah kalau camtu


http://miros-road-safety.blogspot.com/2009/04/galways-mazda-single-type-vehicle.html

heparin production

though aku taktau if lmwh or pharmaceutical companies yang lain pakai cara ni ke tak

http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/02/21/making-heparin-is-a-dirty-job/?mod=googlenews_wsj

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120352438415380201.html

Pengajaran utk Peqli

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090418/ten-perry-s-videogame-mangled-hand-c60bd6d.html

i wouldnt want myself get colonoscopied after reading this. nanti oral boleh la jawab soalan mcanena - possible complication of colonoscopy: transmission of HIV



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090417/ap_on_re_us/veterans_colonoscopies

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Three patients exposed to contaminated medical equipment at Veterans Affairs hospitals have tested positive for HIV, the agency said Friday. Initial tests show one patient each from VA medical facilities in Murfreesboro, Tenn.; Augusta, Ga.; and Miami has the virus that causes AIDS, according to a VA statement.

The three cases included one positive HIV test reported earlier this month, but the VA didn't identify the facility involved at the time.

The patients are among more than 10,000 getting tested because they were treated with endoscopic equipment that wasn't properly sterilized and exposed them to other people's body fluids.

ucapan selamat kepada final med.

Selamat menjawab soalan final year kepada Peqli dan rakan2 yang lain


SEMANGAT!

aku memang jarang dengar lagu melayu
tapi lagu indie ni boleh tahan la bagi citarasa aku


http://rapidshare.com/files/221280403/lipstik_2.zip.html

ade mirip2 oag la sikit kot

kerja aku dan najib 20 tahun akan datang

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/4/13/nation/3684769&sec=nation

Divorced celebs sought

BEING a celebrity in the entertainment world attracts a lot of attention but being a divorcee it seems, will add more “aura” and “glamour,” reported Metro Ahad.

Celebrities such as Abby Abadi, Rozita Che Wan, Nora Danish, Azharina and Nurul are among the divorcees being pursued by VIPs, who are often already married.

Abby said she was shocked that there was a veteran artiste who was willing to be the middle person in setting up meetings with VIPs outside the country.

“If the person is someone I do not know, I would not be insulted but this person is my friend. How dare this person do such things?

“I know who the VIP is but there is no need to reveal his identity. The payment promised is a huge sum but I am not money crazy,” she said, adding that she was told that many celebrities entertained VIPs outside the country.

Another actress, Rozita, said she was offered a two-hour dinner with a VIP.

“I don’t know who the VIP is and I am not interested to know him. I turned the invitation down because I do not know what would happen after the dinner with him,” she said, adding that she had also received phone messages from VIPs who said they would like to get to know her better.

true story in the GP setting.

me: hello, i'm Najib.
pt: hi, where are you from?
me: Malaysia.
pt: really!? wow, my wife is in Malaysia for the holidays.
me: great, where?
pt: Phuket
me: ...

pakcik berkaki tukul

gile nerd aaaaaa. sape expect ni muka sebenar dia in real life.

idola najib

http://www.zaharuddin.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=538&Itemid=100

malay ultras

hahaha
ni baru betul2 ultra

tetiba aku terasa mcm nak jadi polis dekat Doha
(aku amik dari sini)



memang pandai betul nak membazirkan duit rakyat.

cite menarik

disini

khas utk najib

kamus terjemahan terma perubatan

Kardiologi

• PND - lelah malam yang kadang-kadang
• heart failure - lemah jantung / jantung pancit
• VSD/ASD/AVSD - jantung berlubang

Respi/ENT

• asthma - lelah
• sinusitis - rsdung
• pulmonary edema?pleural effusion? - paru-paru berair
• pneumonia - radang paru-paru
• TB - batuk kering
• pertussis - batuk kokol
  

Hal-hal Perut, Usus dan hati

• GERD - pedih ulu hati
• diarrhoea - cirit-birit
  
• inguinal hernia - angin pasang
• obstructed inguinal hernia - angin pasang yang tersumbat
• incarcerated inguinal hernia - angin pasang yang tersekat
• strangulated inguinal hernia - angin pasang yang tercekik
• perianal abscess - sisi dubur yang bernanah
• rectal ca - barah dubur
• splenomegaly - limpa besar
• tenesmus - rase cam tak habis berak
• jaundice - demam kuning
• thyphoid - demam kepialu
  

Buah pinggang dan salur-salur kencing

• renal calculi - sakit batu karang
• pyelonephritis - radang buah pinggang
• cystitis - radang pundi kencing
• urethritis - radang salur kencing

Sakit tuan

• BPH - tumbesaran kelenjar prostat yang tidak merbahaya
• orchitis - radang buah pelir
• post-mictruition dribbling - lelehan selepas habis kencing
• urgency - rase cam nak terkencing
• erectile dysfunction - mati pucuk
• premature ejaculation - ejakulasi sebelum habis puas
• testicular torsion - buah pelir tergeliat
• testicular ca - barah buah pelir
  

Sakit puan

• Dysmenorrhea - senggugut
  
• PV bleeding - pendarahan dari lubang faraj
• menorrhagia - haid berlebih-lebihan
• PCB - pendarahan selepas berjimak
• cervical ca - barah pangkal rahim
  

Sakit-sakit otak, saraf

• meningitis - radang selaput otak
• stroke - angin ahmar
• seizure?epilepsy? - sawan babi
• rabies - sawan anjing

kondisi-kondisi kulit

• vitiligo - sopak
• scabies - kudis buta
• leprosy - kusta
• chickenpox - cacar air
  

Unclassified
allergy - alahan
bone marrow - sumsum tulang



sangat dialu-alukan utk tambah apa2 lagi yg korg boleh terfikir.


dari jawa:

hemorrhoid = buasir?

constipation = sembelit?

warts = ketuat?

cholera = taun

bipolar disorder = gangguan dwipolar

abdominal cramp = perut tegang

gallbladder = pundi hempedu

athletes foot = kaki makan air!

mumps = beguk

tetanus = kancing gigi
elephantiasis = untut


dari jimi
symptoms = gejala
dyspnoea = semput
chest pain = sakit dada
proteinuria = kencing kotor
palpitations = perasaan berdebar-debar
diabetes = kencing manis
miscarriage = keguguran
sputum = kahak
cough = batuk


tambahan aku sendiri

secondary infection - jangkitan sekunder
tinea vesicolor - panau
hookworm - cacing kerawit
constipation - sembelit
diarrhoea - cirit-birit / berak cair
laxative - julap
AIDS - Sindrom Kurang Daya Tahan Penyakit
dementia - nyanyuk
ascites - busung
goitre - beguk
ingrown toenail - cekam
paralysed - lumpuh
mentally disabled/challenged/retarded - terencat akal
sawan anjing - rabies

what the feck?

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/30/nation/3583671&sec=nation

ape yg diorg cube nak buat nih?
panggil orang balik tapi wtf is this?
im pissed. seriously.

whats the point of not recognizing frcs etc etc from abroad if they'd still accept specialists from outside.

utter bollocks.

aku takde idea nak tulis pasal ape

http://www.friendster.com/photos/4842264/1/531228782#pic=2411840311531228782


aku terjumpa mase tgh bosan2 tgk gambar friendster tah sape2
taktau gambar sape tu tp somehow macam takde "feel" macam baju kahwin.. myb sebab ropol-ropol tu kot.. and setting/background die mcm lari la dengan theme die.
taktau nape ttibe je aku berasa mcm jury project runway hari ni.

najib 40 tahun akan datang

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation

Khairy adalah ketua pemuda UMNO

terus hilang mengantuk aku..

harapnya, jgn jadi Melayu apologis.

hmm

aku tau najib ngn kebar mesti cair gile tgk gambar ni




german pop singer - kim petras - wiki link

car sliding

looks fun

Breaking news: EPIC WIN

Najib wins against Peqli and Jimmy combined in Proevo09.

Inter Milan 3 Liverpool 2

beaten so bad they want it twice..

class of 2009...

...and their happily ever after fairy tale-like ending.

jali, najib dan kebar bermain rakbi

intelligent-play hardcore-style

aimee 5 tahun akan datang. serta cameo oleh jali

msg fb aku dari adzreil:
".... klau ko nak buat surgery, dont waste time in ireland, come back straight away. skrg ni hseman 2 tahun kat msia = medcine, surg, ortho, paeds, o n g, a n e (4 months each). klau ko buat intern kat ireland and then come back to msia u only have to do 1 year hseman = ortho, o n g and paeds. but if u want to do surgery, as hseman in msia u get to do a lot of stuff and procedures, kat ireland u just jadi kerani peribadi hehe. in the long run mrcs kat ireland tak recognize kat msia so waste of time. here, u have to jadi hseman 2 years, and then MO 3 years, pastu baru bole apply specialist/masters program. ..."

hmmmmmm

takdela nak kate aku ni 100% sure nk buat surgery... but i just want to keep my options open...

motivation utk stay kat sini cume...
duit?
nak tgk champions league finals 2010 dekat wembley?
world cup 2010 south africa?


motivation2 yang tak berapa murni la...


choices choices freckin choices
alah lagipun kalau aku nak buat kat sini pun belum tentu aku dapat buat kat sini, places limited to <75 places je tak silap aku. hmmmmmmmm.

"INILAH RUMAH SAYA"

review: los dan faun

aku rasa afdlin boleh buat lebih baik dari ni. contoh- filem buli.

tapi, ini filem komedi, atas sebab tu, tak perlu logik pon takpe.

banyak sangat watak-watak terencat dan suara yang menjengkelkan.

baik aku tengok cat mengering.

tapi seperti biasa, Erra Fazira menyelamatkan keadaan.

kalau tak.. dah lama aku tidur.

world fastest man!

khas tuk kebar.

ada la video kat youtube.

tak percaya aku lagi

sila klik.

malaysia pun ade pakcik gran torino, bersama gambar kepilan di bawah artikel

Friday March 13, 2009
Retired policeman shoots Ah Long

IPOH: Three loan sharks met their match in a retired policeman, who shot one of them in the buttocks.

In the 4.30pm incident on Wednesday, the Ah Long had gone to the former cop’s house in Taman Shatin here looking for his son.

Armed with sticks, the loan sharks, in their 20s, created a ruckus at the 70-year-old man’s house, following which he fired his rifle at them in self-defence, hitting one of suspects.

The suspect was later sent to a private hospital here for treatment while a remand order was obtained for the other two suspects.

When contacted, state CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Mohd Dzuraidi Ibrahim confirmed the incident.

“We are still investigating what led to the shooting,” he said.

Asked whether it was normal for a retired policeman to own a rifle, SAC Mohd Dzuraidi said: “They can apply for it.”

gambar pakcik gran torino

gambar penyangak sakai

terjumpa lak bende nih

Click sini ya----------> sini lah!

favourite movie kebar

Spot The Not : Saiful Apek

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Hahahha

Fail pics

-it's supposed to be a cheap alternative to a wheelchair. lama jugak la aku pikir ape bende tuh.

stuffs white people like.

this is a good website to go to if u want to understand white people.

after you read it, buy your white friend an expensive sandwich (#63)

link.

aku bosan di letterkenny

besok pegi belfast lagi wohooo


anyways. next week mungkin ade testimonial match futsal utk final yr vs rest of the world. jom men oi. reti tak reti men bola belakang kira.

Father charged with shooting son in buttocks with BB gun

Mike Miller — 2/13/2009 8:00 pm

An Oregon man faces a felony count of child abuse after his 9-year-old son wrote an essay in elementary school about the "painful afternoon my Dad shot me with a BB gun."

The boy's teacher, as all teachers are required to do, reported the suspected child abuse and gave the boy's classroom essay to Dane County Sheriff's Office Detective William Hendrickson.

The boy wrote that his mother could hear him scream from the road and said being shot with the BB gun "was the most painful thing I ever felt in my life."

When detective Hendrickson spoke to the boy's father, he admitted to the shooting. He said he was trying to watch television in the living room of his town of Rutland home, but the 9-year-old was standing in front of the TV blocking his view and did not move away when told to do so.

The man said that he happened to be holding a BB gun, so he lined up the laser sight on his son's left rear pocket because he thought that would be more padded.

"The defendant stated that the round hit (the nine year old) in the buttocks and he jumped somewhat and moved away from the TV," the criminal complaint says.

An older brother, who was in the room at the time of the shooting, said his little brother "yelped and yelled ouch or 'aagh' and began running around holding his butt." The 9-year-old had a welt about the size of a dime following the shooting, the older brother said.

The gun was a mock-up of an M-16 assault rifle with a collapsible stock and several US Army stickers on it and was recovered from the home.

The father faces a felony charge of intentionally causing harm to a child, which carries a maximum penalty of six years of combined prison and extended supervision.

The father was charged with child abuse in 2005 and was put into the Deferred Prosecution program, which he successfully completed.

In court Friday, he was released on a signature bond and ordered not to threaten or engage in any acts of violence against his son and ordered not to engage in physical discipline of any child.

aku dah taktau nak kate ape dah

aku dah muak

aku lagi suke huru-hara kecil dari membazir 15juta utk pilihanraya kecil

PDRM belanja RM15 juta untuk pilihan raya kecil Kuala Terengganu

18/02/2009 2:46pm

KUALA LUMPUR 18 Feb. — Polis Diraja Malaysia (PDRM) membelanjakan RM15.153 juta bagi penugasan operasi pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu baru-baru ini, persidangan Dewan Rakyat diberitahu hari ini.

Timbalan Menteri Dalam Negeri Datuk Chor Chee Heung berkata pecahan perbelanjaan itu meliputi kos perjalanan dan sara hidup berjumlah RM2.7 juta, perhubungan dan utiliti (RM50,000), sewaan khemah (RM6 juta), pembekalan makanan kering dan minuman (RM65,000), pembekalan bahan api dan alat ganti (RM698,000), pembekalan bahan mentah dan lain-lain (RM310,000), penyelenggaraan dan pembaikan kecil (RM830,000) dan pembekalan makanan bermasak dan penginapan (RM4.5 juta).

Chor berkata penugasan kali ini melibatkan 3,376 anggota dan pegawai polis, terdiri daripada semua jabatan dan cawangan dalam PDRM seperti Cawangan Khas, Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Komersil, Pasukan Gerakan Am (PGA), Pasukan Simpanan Persekutuan, Trafik, Unit Udara Polis dan Tugas Am.

“Di antara bentuk penugasan yang dilaksanakan ialah penugasan di bawah keperluan Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR), kawalan keselamatan orang ramai, kawalan lalu lintas dan rondaan berkala,” katanya ketika menjawab soalan Amran Ab.Ghani (PKR-Tanah Merah) pada persidangan Dewan Rakyat di sini, hari ini.

Amran ingin tahu jumlah perbelanjaan keseluruhan yang digunakan untuk pasukan polis yang terlibat dalam pilihan raya kecil itu dan senarai rusuhan yang berlaku ketika pilihan raya kecil itu berlangsung.

Chor berkata hasil kawalan keselamatan yang dijalankan polis, tiada sebarang kes rusuhan atau kejadian yang tidak diingini berlaku sepanjang pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu berlangsung.

Menjawab soalan Amran sama ada kekuatan anggota yang sama akan ditugaskan pada pilihan raya kecil Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Bukit Selambau di Kedah dan Parlimen Bukit Gantang di Perak, Chor berkata ia bergantung kepada keputusan serta keperluan SPR.

“Ini bergantung kepada keputusan SPR. Jika SPR memberi arahan kepada polis bahawa keadaan di satu-satu tempat di mana pilihan raya kecil akan diadakan harus dikawal dengan lebih ketat supaya pengundi-pengundi dapat keluar untuk mengundi dengan selesa tanpa mempunyai perasaan takut-takut, maka polis akan bertindak.

“Tetapi polis juga, selepas menerima arahan SPR akan membuat satu analisis sama ada keadaan itu harus mempunyai lebih ramai anggota polis atau tidak,” katanya, mengakui perbelajaan di Kuala Terengganu agak lebih tinggi daripada jumlah perbelanjaan untuk pilihan raya kecil Permatang Pauh.

Menjawab soalan Dr Mohd Puad Zarkashi (BN-Batu Pahat), Chor bersetuju bahawa jumlah anggota polis yang ramai telah membolehkan pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu berjalan lancar. — Bernama

ada umphhh

Kopi Janda - Sehebat Namanya!

"jemput minum bang"

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/1/12/630297/iklan.mp3

dunia ini sudah gila

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

oi najib

baru la aku memahami rasa kekecewaan nko sewaktu buat obgyn
hahahahaahahah
duka di hati ni sape la yang dapat ubatkan

hahahahaha

bragging rights

haha jali cube ko tgk nih
hahahahaha

pakatan rakyat: a bunch of hypocrite pricks

kalau orang crossover pegi die nye party takpe
tp bile orang crossover dari die nye party mule la keluar surat ntah pape

BS

tapi the whole crossover issue by itself pun BS
memang kena buat undang2 takle crossover - kalau nak kena give up seat - new by-election
diorg ni ntah pape
politicking je lebeh
buat keje taknah
budus

ari ni aku g belfast sampai ari ahad hahahahaa

Skills are more important than Size.

Friendly Japan vs Finland 5-1 (2009/02/04)

9 words women use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Kita kena ganyang 5-0

KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysia membuka kempen bola sepak Kumpulan C Kelayakan Piala Asia 2011 dengan langkah longlai lagi menghampakan setelah dijadikan mangsa belasahan Emiriyah Arab Bersatu (UAE) 5-0 di Stadium Bola Sepak Kuala Lumpur, semalam.

pemain dah tukar
jurulatih dah tukar
pertadbiran nak tukar??

link

aku ngantuk gile

kepada gitaris gitaris sedunia..parody utk anda..

groovy nigger

najib mesti layan abis koreografi die

Ideal Man..

Doesn't exist!

aku rase laki je kot yg boleh appreciate ni

hahahahahaha

Air Asia X

now everyone can die.

APA KOMEN JALI?

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/12012009/58/ronnie-s-t-snooker-needs-x-factor.html

hahha 1st time aku dengar no 1 player cakap camtu.

mari layan jiwang..

aku baru tengok cerita con air malam tadi. memang mantap la cerita dia.






vote:
Najib as Drover.
Kebar as creame