Wednesday, December 17, 2008

call me a twat and...

... i really dont care




aku memang suka animation and pop music

..tapi lagu ni rupe2nye dah lame...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Aku pun nak post jugak lah

shakira - hips don't lie

aku dedicate kat najib, jali dan kebar

Thursday, December 11, 2008

conspiracy theorist


mereka sedang berhubung melalui kod-kod rahsia yang eksplisit antara satu sama lain



besok mcq surgery. ngaaaa

Thursday, December 04, 2008

disgusting

if there's one thing i hate, its effing backstabbing hypocrites

taken from The Star Malaysia, dated 4/12/2008

Stop attacking vernacular school system, say two MCA bureaus

KUALA LUMPUR: Stop attacking the vernacular school system just to score points during party elections because this creates tension among races.

The MCA Youth Education Bureau and MCA Legal Bureau criticised Umno Youth chief aspirant Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for calling on the Government to abolish the vernacular school system to enhance unity among the people, saying that a single-school system was the only way to check racial polarisation.

“We urge Mukhriz not to purposely play up the education issue simply because of the advent of his party’s polls,” MCA National Youth education bureau chief Chong Sin Woon said yesterday.

“Such sentiment has always been played up by Umno Youth leaders, causing unhappiness among the Chinese community and creating tension among all the races.”

He added that the proposal by Mukhriz contradicted the spirit of the Federal Constitution, which guaranteed the freedom to promote and develop the vernacular school system.

Chong said the vernacular school system was an asset to the country and did not hinder national unity.

“The education sentiment has seriously been politicised, and this will only continue to reduce our nation’s competitiveness,” he added.

He invited Mukhriz to a dialogue with the bureau to have a better understanding of the importance of Chinese education to the community.

MCA Legal Bureau chairman Datuk Leong Tang Chong demanded that the Jerlun MP make a public apology to all Malaysians and refrain from making such political rhetoric.

“The law is clear, and no one is above the law. The supremacy of the Federal Constitution must be respected at all times by all Malay­sians,” he said.

He added that Mukhriz’s call for the abolition of the vernacular school system by integrating it into the national school system flew in the face of Article 152(1)(a) which inter-alia stated that “no person shall be prohibited or prevented from using (other than for official purposes) or from teaching or learning in any other language.

“(b) nothing in the Clause shall prejudice the right of the Federal Government or of any state government to preserve and sustain the use and study of the language of any other community in the Federa­tion”.

p.s : pandai pulak nak quote perlembagaan ek?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

cirit menciriiiit

Pendeta : 123
Satria : 113
Wira : 111
Juara : 109

hahahahaha
satria hinaaa
pasukan juara yang memang pakar dalam mendefinisikan ironi
hahahahahah

cirit cirit
bweeehh

hahahhaha

Sunday, November 16, 2008

aku bukan pilihan hatimu - ungu


jika memang diriku
Bukanlah menjadi
Pilihan hatimu
Mungkih sudah takdirnya
Kau dan aku
Takkan mesti bersatu

Haruslah slalu kau tahu
Ku mencintaimu di sepanjang waktuku
Harus slalu kau tahu
Semua abadi untuk selamanya

Karena ku yakin
Cinta dalam hatiku
Hanya milikmu
Sampai akhir hidupku

Karena ku yakin
Di setiap hembus nafasku
Hanya dirimu
Satu yang slalu ku rindu

Friday, November 14, 2008

score!

score!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

captain planet theme song..



EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


Go Planet!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

The Power is Yours!


Sunday, October 19, 2008

kontroversial

gambar najib separa bugil


klik gambar untuk versi tidak ditapis

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Pantun dua kerat..

yang mana satu patut digunakan..

buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat jangan sekali.

atau

buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat biar kepalang.

kalau bosan, baca nih.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Propaganda Paklah

-----------> Klik utk membaca propaganda sini! <---------
we need to create more awareness

Econs 101

artikel bagus

Monday, October 13, 2008

budak2 tak guna

print-outs aku kena curi
ni mesti keje budak2 kelas kebar ni
siot tul

ramai2 duk kerumun printer tunggu printout renal patholgies ke ape tah

pastu curi prints aku

jaga la korang nnti mampos la aku nak kasi tutorial ahahahahahahahahahaha
tak pun kasi lecture pkl 6pm pastu tgk2 cancel sbb aku tak show up hahahahahhahahahaha

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

ahli pkr korap

memalukan
bodoh
bahalul



excerpt
“Kita tak minta, tak cari, Mohamad Imran yang hantar. Serupa juga kalau orang bagi sedekah, awak tak terima ke sedekah itu?’’ ujarnya.

sampah

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

very dodgy

(aku tertekan, camne aku try pun aku takle embed, sth wrong ngn die nye script)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/954579/

tapi menarik
takyah bayar sewa
takyah bayar utility bills
takyah bayar secretary

Saturday, September 20, 2008

aku anti rempit

pakailah topi keledar bila merempit
link ke cerita rempit mat saleh

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

bila cina melatah...

hahaa bile terlajak kata badan binasa
ntah camne la ketua umno bahagian bukit bendera nak berhadapan dengan orang2 cina dalam masa terdekat nih
dah la ko duduk kat penang
pastu wat racist remark openly
hahhahahaha

tu lah
bila cina melatah
the star melatah
utusan buat taktau

bila melayu melatah (macamlah org bukan melayu tak penah buat bende2 "kontroversial")
utusan melatah
the star buat taktau

(kalau bace utusan&the star online boleh nampak la ape headlines ngn most read news etc etc dalam satu minggu ni)

kesimpulannye
mmg biasa lah org terlanjur kata atau buat statement/kehendak/perubahan yang orang lain tak suka. lagi2 bile buat political statement.

tp aku rase ketua bahagian umno tu, kalau betullah die buat statement macam tu.. kalau aku jadi die.. aku berundur diri la or at least la mintak-maaf publicly.. instead of duduk diam bodoh je... jgn jadi mcm a certain someone yg kite semua kenal la

Friday, August 29, 2008

mari learn u all punye ABCs ngn abang peqli

A is for aku bosan
B is for bosan!!!
C is for cukup bosan la
D is for dammit bosan sungguh
E is for ey bosan la wei
F is for fairuz amatlah kebosanan
G is for gile babi la bosan
H is for haih, aku dilanda kebosanan
I is for ish, bosannye
J is for jeng jeng jeng... aku bosan...
K is for "kekekekeekeke," gelak peqli yg kebosanan
L is for laling laling, i bosan la
M is for memang, aku tau aku bosan sebab aku malas nk buat ape2
N is for namun begitu, aku berasa terlalu bosan utk berbuat ape2
O is for ooo ooo ooo ooo mengapa aku berasa bosan
P is for peqli bukannye tak berasa bosan
Q is for Q tak diperlukan untuk mengeja perkataan bosan
R is for Ridzwan berkata, "kenapa kau kebosanan peqli?"
S is for Seraya peqli menjawab, "aku bosan sebab aku takde bende nak buat la wei"
T is for tah aku dah takde idea sebab otak aku dah bosan buat bende ni
U is for uuu uuu uuu bosannye
V is for vosan la wei
X is for x penah rase x bosan camni
Y is for ye, obviously aku tgh bosan gile
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

terima kasih kerna telah membuang masa yg berharga anda bersama peqli
sekian

Thursday, August 28, 2008

cuba tgk ni
hahahahaha
first of all
tahniah kepada anwar sebab dapat masuk parlimen balik setelah ape yg berlaku
aku tak rase banyak orang yg mampu la buat sebegini rupe lepas dah kena macam2
agak exemplary jgk la

tapi ari ini aku sakit ati sebab bende ni

kamon la wei
nko tu dah kontrol sume tv newspaper dan radio
kasi la diorg gune internet
blatant claims/accusations tu
macam la korg takde dalam tv newspaper
play fair la
korg pun ade je gune internet
tp kenapa lagi ramai rakyat lagi percaya malaysia today jeff oii rpk etc etc
sebab conspiracy theories diorg nampak lagi convincing dan logik kot dari yg korg punye websites ngn akhbar n tv
rakyat makin sakit ati dan webmasters ngn editor boleh je buat mirrors
bukannye susah pun nk pindahkan websites. copy and paste
kire ape yg korg cube buat = gagal teruk


bpr pun
kalau lah betul2 nk cuci msia ni
g la tangkap menteri/timbalan menteri pihak kerajaan jgk kalau ade bukti yg kukuh
kalau sekadar ahli DUN pembangkang negeri memana, or just some government servant yg J1/JUSA, rakyat still tak menaruh kepercayaan sgt laa
takpun anak2 diorg ke or sape2 la
tunjukkan yg korg hardcore and berani mati la
but
you're going in the right direction kot
(tapi selama ni pegi mana? before pru12?)

cuuti lagi 10 ari je
haih
selamat berpuasa lah korg sume

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

just... classic

hahahaha

pure genius + facebook + time to kill = as below













sori la kebar.. tu je template yg tinggal yg sesuai.. hahaha.. ko sungguh bernasib baik

postscript - aku tak photoshop la.. gile ke ape aku nk PS muke korg satu per satu.... ade website yg buat sume tu.. ade kat gambar tu...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Got time? Read this!

I was at the wet market last weekend and saw how a fishmonger slaughter a live freshwater fish. He pinned the wriggling creature to the ground with his left hand, and with his right, whacked its head hard, knocking it unconscious. Then he shoved a piece of wood inside the fish’s mouth. With one end of the piece of wood jammed in its mouth and the other end held by its killer, the poor fish couldn’t get away. Then the young fishmonger began to de-scale the fish with a scraper. After less than a minute of that, he removed the wood from its mouth and tossed the fish to his buddy who then sliced the still-alive fish open and removed its guts. With a piece of wood shoved down its throat, it must be terrible being a fish.

It must be equalling tough being a frog. The frog seller grabs the frog by its body and whacks its head against the chopping board, stunning it motionless but still alive. He then snips off its toes, turns the frog over, slices its stomach and peels off its skin, all in less than a minute. One can still spot the heart beating weakly.

It must also be tough being a bird, even a performing parrot. This bird had been performing at the Ecopark of the Bukit Merah Laketown Resort for years and had been trained by its trainer to count cards. Star of the show for kids? Yes, but stardom didn’t help. Last year, when the Bird Flu was it its worst, the performing parrot was stuffed into a plastic bag and burnt alive (with all its exotic feathery colleagues).

It must be tough being an honest cab driver, especially now during Visit Malaysia Year 2007. To begin with, you spend money installing a meter in your cab that you don’t use, although you know you are supposed to use it. Because most of the other cab drivers don’t use their meters (preferring to fleece and fry their passengers instead), you are expected to follow suit. If you do not conform, you get ostracized by your mates and they don’t welcome you into their circle anymore. You get shooed away if you try to join them for teh tarik. Yet, you know it’s wrong not to use the meter.

It must be tough being a Mat Rempit (illegal motorcycle racer). You have a miserly paying day job working as a low level employee where even the nasi lemak girls don’t take a second look at you. Your salary is hardly able to sustain your smoking habit and you know you will never become rich. Your only possession is your motorbike, from which you derive the only entertainment in your life - racing at night, or performing stunts to impress girls. Wow, while your Chinese friends waste their lives playing Counter Strike in cyber cafes, you get to be admired by the girls. If only your boss could see you, he wouldn’t think you are just an unmotivated office boy. So you spend all your savings on a cheapskate black jacket and on souping up your bike, to make it run faster, roar louder, but no matter how fast it runs and how loud it roars, it will always be outrun and outroared by another bike. So you lose face, and sometimes you even lose your girl in a race. During those rare occasions when you win a race, the police suddenly appears and the party is broken up before you can collect. Worst, the police confiscate your keys and you have to push your bike 7 km to the nearest police station.

It must tough being a goldsmith robber. To begin with, you must always carry a hammer in your bag, to break the glass cases with, and that thing is cumbersome and heavy. Then you can never be sure if the in-house CCTV is functioning or it’s just there for show. Also, there is the security guard to take care of. It’s alright if they employ an old gizzard because you can always outdraw him, but sometimes they employ an out-of-job marksman. Then assuming you and your mates manage to grab the loot and run, you can never be sure whether your mate manning the getaway car is still waiting there with the engine running or he’s distracted by some Siti lookalike. Or you forget to rehearse getting inside the car, and in your haste to get away, end up with two people trying to get in by the same door, banging each other’s heads. Worst, there could be an off-duty cop around and he puts a bullet into somebody’s head. What if it were the driver’s head that he put the bullet in? Who’s going to drive the car then? Alright, assuming the rest of you get away from the scene of the crime without being shot, change cars, change clothes, change Mykads, and drive non-stop all the way to the Thai border, how can you be sure that there would not be a police party waiting for you because the guy who was shot was stupid enough to be carrying his hotel door card, and if that’s not bad enough, he could be carrying his handphone with your number stored in it.

Monday, August 18, 2008

"gamer for life"... well takdelah teruk mane pun title tu

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/AfpNews/080818070808.1exy6g3a.txt/afp



last poll result on "aku nak kawen..."

sebelum grad 0 (0%)

right after konvo 1 (11%)

1-2 years bekerja 5 (55%)

before aku reach 30 2 (22%)

30+ 1 (11%)

aku malas nk kawen.. buat semak je 0 (0%)

Friday, August 15, 2008

sape tak bukak website ni memang dungu abis

klik disini











...sigh
(ready or not, (final med) here i come)

sialan





racist!

gambar2 tersebut adalah gambar pasukan bola keranjang negara sepanyol yang kini berada di sukan olimpik beijing 2008

racist macam najib!

ahahahahahaha
Mao zhuxi wansui!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

yah!!!satu lagi link..

this looks serious..bace tul2 kalo berminat.

sila klik di sini

i think emotions are running high about malaysian politics nowadays..
from the comments i've seen from blogs, ppl are mostly talking
out of their asses rather than their mouths.

ps: aku xde bende nk buat.post la byk2..ahahah

kena tipu... tchi tch tch

ade orang kena tipu baiki laptop

tapi takpe
bkn ko sorg je kena tipu
satu dunia kena tipu juga

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7556058.stm

tapi memang tak patut betul la ape yg diorg buat ni
tak beretika langsung
aku memang kesian

p/s: ape hal lately bnyk post yg ade link kat news. aku salah kan jali.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

well
aku jarang la gune the f word kan

but seriously

what the fuck is the meaning of this?

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/12/courts/22059996&sec=courts

mane diorg nk dapat duit 200mil+ tuh?
...ntah?
korg rase2?


yang lagi satu ni ape hal pulaknye?
dah lepas beli mercs nak beli laptop pulak?
http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Mutakhir/20080812173141/Article/index_html

ingat laptop tu bagus sangat ke utk tolong belajar
ktorg tak payah gune laptop pun mase belajar dulu2 tapi did fairly well jugak la dengan hanya menggunakan buku, pen, dan kertas

ahmad said ni reti bazir duit je a. memang bengong.
bkn die sorg je
politicians sume mmg gune duit macam makbapak diorg punye.
peh

p/s: ape berita pasal mercs tuh? diorg gune lagi ke? aku blur. paper kena gam eh?

Hiburan dalam negara



dari berita harian..
http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Nasional/20080812095435/Article/index_html

sian lak aku tgk bini dia tu..

Monday, August 11, 2008

Aimee's prediction came true..

Monday August 11, 2008
Oil jumps above US$116 on Russian-Georgia conflict

dari star online..

Friday, August 08, 2008

malaysian politics...

old vids..


(what a shame..)


(sape paham ckp kelantan?boley translate kan? in my opinion, the guy in the ketayap is purposely provoking and aggravating the already aggravated guy..i'm not sure,but his facial expression looks like it..)

sekian.terima kasih.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Raja Bet

The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kewalramani. "How about a demonstration? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kewalramani says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Kewalramani removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Jamshedji as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kewalramani asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and Decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, So he agrees again.
Kewalramani stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Jamshedji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Jamshedji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Monday, July 21, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

debat anwar dan shabery

ya..mari kita lihat transkrip debat berikut..
AMARAN: transkrip ini ditulis oleh penulis yang kemungkinan pendengaran nya kurang betul.


anwar: kerajaan korup! ekonomi meleset! rasuah!

shabery: anwar dulu same sahaje! pembangkang dari dulu lagi!

anwar: abugen! abugen! yoga flame!

shabery: sonic boom! tiger!

kesimpulan dari debat harga minyak..
tiada kesimpulan.nst kata shabery byk beri fakta(sama saja ngn anwar)
aku fire kau, engko fire aku..crap.baik aku tgk hancock.wahahahah.

aku tidak memahami...

dari nst..

"Pembayaran Petronas kepada kerajaan meningkat kepada RM67.6 bilion tahun ini susulan keuntungan lebih tinggi yang diraih pada tahun kewangannya berakhir 31 Mac 2008."

hmmm....alot of keuntungan..y cannot subsidise more? i think we need more transparency with the "buku lejer" kerajaan..

Friday, July 11, 2008

temasik


ade sape2 terase nk g singapore tak?
ngaha

singfest 2008

mcm menarik

DATE
2-3 Aug 2008 (Sat & Sun)
12pm - 11pm

VENUE
Fort Canning Park

Artists Line-up
Sat
Travis
Lost Prophets
New Found Glory
Simple Plan
Crowned King
Dearest
Melenie
Subono

Sun
Alicia Keys
Panic at the Disco
Jason Mraz
One Republic
Stacie Orrico
Jamie Scott
Rick Astley
The Pussycat Dolls

TICKET PRICE
2 Aug 2008
Pre-Sale - S$150

3 Aug 2008
Pre-Sale - S$200

Week-ender Pass
Pre-Sale - S$300



hmmmhmmmmm
(serious nih...)

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

jom g kulim

chesss
anyways aku tgh sangap.






Wednesday, June 25, 2008

syarikat minyak atar rumah ketat

ejen-ejen kami

Rafiq - pemegang takhta presiden setelah najmi meletak jawatan baru2 ini
gym
metro
anak banker

Jawa - pemangku takhta presiden
gym
presiden ppimg
men gitar

Kebar - ejen aluminium
gym
tinggi
bendahari ppimg
kuat tgk cite korea

hadi - ejen tembaga
kaya
rajin bawak kete
mempunyai pengalaman yang luas dalam hal-hal perdagangan minyak antarabangsa

najib - ejen suasa
ada ps3
boleh men gitar skit2
selalu kena titik men pro evo
boleh membina reban

peqli - ejen silikon
power men komputer
power men pro evo
power nursery rhyme


bekas2 ejen kami yang dahulu
najmi - bekas presiden 2007/2008
jali - ejen kayu
jimi - ejen keratin

Friday, June 13, 2008

macam siot

"(maka) celakalah mereka yang menggunakan periuk dan kuali (dan gelas besar) yang tidak mempunyai kesedaran sivik (untuk) membasuh sebelum pulang ke Malaysia"



nak je aku tinggal kat depan bilik yang bersalah tu, kalau tidak kerana noel nak datang nnti pasang heater electric.

siot.

Monday, June 02, 2008

aku dedicate video ni kat najib



siot ko najib tak kasi aku nombor noel

Sunday, June 01, 2008

wttfff

subsidi petrol hanya bagi yang layak?

wtf?
mana pegi duit sume?
petronas untung gak bile minyak naik
ape dah jadi?
bodo a kerajaan nih
tension aku
naik je tak abis2
ke duit takde sbb abis buat kempen
pastu kalah
so lagi la barai jadinye
ahh
tension la aku cmnih
ntah pape

tp yg paling sial adalah speculators
diorg mmg gampang
sedap ati je nak manipulate harga minyak
arab pun sama je
sialan tul la kapitalis kapitalis celaka nih

-aku yg tnsion-

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

gile la bosan

lantas buat tag jawa&najmi

7 random facts about me:
  1. bukan anti-nasi
  2. tapi anti lauk pauk biasa nasi
  3. menggemari nasi lemak, nasi briyani, nasi minyak, dan keluarga beras2 pulut spt pulut kuning, ketupat palas, dan lemang
  4. menang nokia 3310 dari cabutan bertuah cybercafe dekat taiping
  5. ada lebih krg 7333 mp3 dalam komputer
  6. dari 7333 tu, ada 73 lagu *nsync, 23 lagu bsb, 19 lagu 5ive, 10 lagu westlife, 9 lagu 98 degrees
  7. pernah tinggal kat jb, kat kuarters kerajaan atas bukit seaview, betul2 depan pintu pagar utama istana johor

7 things that scare me:
  1. made someone dear angry
  2. bangun tibe2 tgh2 mlm buta dan dgr bunyi pelik
  3. failure
  4. tah
  5. tah
  6. tah
  7. tah
7 random music at the moment:
  1. Hawksley Workman - We will still need a song.mp3
  2. wolfmother-joker_and_the_thief.mp3
  3. 98 Degrees - If She Only Knew.mp3
  4. Five - Battlestar.mp3
  5. Maroon five - Rag Doll.mp3
  6. Michael Buble - Daddy's Little Girl.mp3
  7. Mariah Carey - Honey.mp3

7 things I say the most:
  1. gile
  2. barai
  3. C******
  4. cheh
  5. bendeee
  6. aiii
  7. ntah

7 things I treasure the most:
  1. family
  2. desktop
  3. nw-a1000 mp3 player yg dah lapuk tapi setia
  4. earphone mp3 player aku
  5. friends
  6. oven
  7. duit dan jam aku yg tah kemana

7 "first time" things I ever did:
  1. mandi hujan kat kampung "old school"
  2. curi tabung adik aku
  3. cross-stitched
  4. tgk movie sorg2
  5. masuk spelling bee competition (it was lame)
  6. pegi pulau kapas
  7. taktau

Monday, May 26, 2008

Royal Marine Commando Cinema Ad

Melayu yang ganas berkata
"akulah orang yang paling jahat dalam dunia ni!
marilah mari
aku akan bunuh semua, yeahhhhh!!"



lawak betul,
aku baru perasan bende nih sebab baca paper tadi.
ape-ape pun, komando malaysia lagi hebat la kat dalam hutan.
dah la Malaysia yang train diorang pasal jungle warfare nih,
pakai sumpit pun boleh menang la.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

hahahaha

tengok jgn tak tengok


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yg lagi satu ni lame skit la - bite me

"freehold"

Apply to convert to freehold status, Guan Eng tells landowners

By CAROLYN OOI


GEORGE TOWN: Residential leasehold landowners in Penang can begin applying to the state government to convert the government land into freehold, said Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng.

He said the state was studying a new land policy, which would allow the 30-year, 60-year or 99-year leasehold land be converted into freehold land on a case-by-case basis.

“We are also looking into allowing the tenure of leasehold industrial land owned by the state government to be extended from 60 years to 99 years.

“Those given the approval must, of course, pay the land premium,” he said after he led a donation drive at the Air Itam market for the Sichuan Earthquake Fund yesterday .

Lim said the move to change the land policy was decided at the state Exco meeting on Friday but there were legal hurdles to overcome.

“We have to make sure that this policy is in compliance with the National Land Code,” he said.

He said the study would include the economic impact on both businesses and on the state.

Lim said extending the tenure of leasehold industrial land would help companies apply for bank loans.

“The state state government will also benefit from the premium to be paid for the extended lease tenure,” he said.

On leasehold commercial land, he said there would be no change to the land policy, which extends to 99 years.

Lim said the state government would take steps to ensure those allowed to convert residential leasehold land into freehold do not sell off the land immediately.

He said each landowner has to submit their own application for the change of land status.

“Those who want to apply can start applying now and if they need help, they can contact their assemblymen,” he said.

A total of RM2629.20 was collected from the public during the one-hour donation drive.

Also, those present were state DAP chairman Chow Kon Yeow, state party secretary Danny Law and Air Itam assemblyman Wong Hon Wai.


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unless the difference of socioeconomic status in Penang is addressed (something needs to be done and so far i havent seen anything) i don't think any freehold deal would be fair (financial insecurity + economic recession = desperate people)


from what ive seen, the Penang govt has only implemented changes for the interest of non-bumiputrans only (i may be wrong however)

on another note - headlines on pulau batu puteh

"Kuasa Singapura terhad - Nelayan kita kini bebas memasuki Middle Rocks selepas 22 tahun dihalang"

"Rais: Decision on island is a win-win situation"


Kalah tetap kalah
dah brp kali kalah ngn singapura
lame la wei
lame
badawi - nxt time show some backbone
catu air diorg la
biak pi minum neuwater diorg

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

a blessing in disguise


Sex more valued than money

MIRI: Sex before money – that seemed to be on the minds of a group of armed robbers who struck at a housing estate.

Clad only in their underwear and face-masks, the five men broke into a house, tied up its four occupants, then searched the house for the Indonesian maid instead of the loot.

When they found the maid not to their “taste”, they beat her up and then robbed the entire family.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

oh mama, mereka sudah/hampir kawen

class of 2009 (insyaAllah)

peqli
najmi
chee
ridzwan
nabil
ipin
jimi
zool
chin chuan
chee peng
zaquan
kheshwant

zurita
alia
cek
afza
sheila
aimi
adilla
stacey
afee


cham
yoo yie
daniel
gaagan
audrey
yoke yin
trish
shakira
aavin


xco
ju
chelop
bob
zawani
naza
kok jin

ain
nadiya
bushra
cha len
hema
itul
nawwar
ina
mis
pulut
leen

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Cinta Hampa (tiada kaitan dengan artikel)

Aku ingin meluahkan perassaan hampa ku terhadap melayu galway kerna sangat lah lambat dalam meluluskan persuratan ku. Akibatnya, aku tidak sempat untuk membeli study lamp lampu putih. Putih juga lah mataku. Adakah perkara seperti ini berlaku kerana tiada kebebasan bersuara di melayu galway. Ada juga beberapa mesejku yang tidak diluluskan. Mesej yang mengandungi sepatah dua perkataan sahaja. Tetapi banyak juga mesej yang telah diluluskan yang datangnya dari pelajar pelajar lain. Adakah melayugalway mengamalkan kronisme, meluluskan mesej orang orang yang dikehendaki sahaja? Iya, memang kronisme. Ini kerana suatu masa lalu, seseorang telah menghantar mesej "saya setuju". Aku juga telah menghantar mesej dua perkataan itu kepada forum melayu galway tetapi ditolak. MENGAPA! Tiada kah kebebasan bersuara? Adakah komen aku terlalu keras? Adakah 'tukang meluluskan mesej' ada masalah peribadi dengan aku? entah la, siapa tahu. Mana lah tahu, beberapa hari nanti ada org yang akan menghantar mesej tidak puas hati terhadapku pula.. HAMPA....HAMPA....hidup memang palat! esok masih ada. (semua adalah rekaan semata-mata. tiada kaitan antara yang hidup atau yang telah mati)

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Kami the movie


haha, memang tagline yang catchy dan inappropriate.

tapi, harap-harap diorang tukar la sebelum promote kat tv...

link..

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

haih

Kadar tol mungkin diturunkan
07/05/2008 4:50pm

KUALA LUMPUR 7 Mei - Kerajaan bercadang menurunkan kadar tol di lebuh-lebuh raya di negara ini jika kajian terhadap operasi syarikat-syarikat konsesi terlibat mendapati jumlah kutipan tol adalah lebih tinggi daripada kos pengendaliannya.

Menteri Kerja Raya, Datuk Ir. Mohd Zin Mohamed memberitahu, kajian yang sedang dijalankan itu meliputi jumlah trafik kenderaan dan bayaran pinjaman bank serta penyelenggaraan berbanding hasil kutipan tol.

Tambah beliau, terdapat 22 lebuh raya di negara ini dengan pendapatan syarikat konsesi sejak diswastakan sehingga April tahun ini sebanyak RM27.6 bilion - Utusan

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asal baru terhegeh nak buat sekarang?
sebab keputusan pru12 teruk?
nape tak buat dari dulu lagi
bongok

memang dah terhantuk baru nak tergadah

Thursday, May 01, 2008

mengaibkan!








utusan hari ini


Seorang pelajar Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan (SMK) Sri Andalas, M. Jochim berkata, dia dan rakan-rakan sebelum ini menjangka sidang Dewan berjalan secara profesional dengan ahli-ahli Parlimen membangkitkan pelbagai isu.

Bagaimanapun, dia mengakui terkejut melihat ahli Parlimen bertindak seperti kanak-kanak apabila menggelarkan satu sama lain dengan panggilan tertentu.

‘‘Saya menjangka persidangan ini akan berlangsung dalam suasana formal apabila ahli-ahli Parlimen mengemukakan pandangan mereka tetapi lain pula yang berlaku.

‘‘Saya tak sangka mereka saling memanggil satu sama lain dengan pelbagai panggilan, seperti budak-budak,” katanya ketika ditemui di bangunan Parlimen hari ini.

Jochim adalah antara 37 pelajar SMK Sri Andalas yang menyaksikan sidang Dewan Rakyat hari ini selain pelajar dari SMK Alam Megah dan Sekolah Tinggi Kajang.

Terdahulu, semasa sidang Dewan berlangsung, Ahli Parlimen Bukit Gelugor, Karpal Singh memanggil Ahli Parlimen Kinabatangan, Datuk Bung Moktar Radin sebagai ‘bigfoot’.

“Saya harap ‘bigfoot’ dari Kinabatangan tidak akan mengganggu saya. Bigfoot sit down,” kata Karpal.

Bung Moktar kemudiannya bangun dan berkata : ‘‘Berdirilah kalau berani. If I’m bigfoot, you are big monkey.”


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haiihh

budak2 bodoh pun boleh kata korang bodoh, so korg lagi bodoh la dr diorg ni

tak matang

melayu cina india BN DAP sume sama je

sama bodoh

sama tak matang

....bahalul


uk nye parliament live telecast sepanjang aku tgk.... taknah pun pakai bigfoot or monkey
kalau diorg nk ejek pun.. diorg perli la... bile aku dengar.. terhiris jgk la gegendang telinga aku..
takde la pakai monkey atau kata2 kesat
at least nampak mcm educated dan grown-up nye argument la dari memanggil2 nama

haih

korg tu.. ahli parlimen.. pemimpin rakyat
aku ni.. cume pelajar je.. jadi aku bole la gune kata2 kesat sebab aku rakyat biase je... n aku ikut teladan pemimpin aku la..

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

under fire

this is cool..
(ignore the bulu2 n stuffs)



but the next one is...
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HARDCOREEEE (yeah baby! ya know ya want a piece of the shizz!)

Monday, April 21, 2008

found this in my inbox


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Wednesday, April 16, 2008




what the hell jali??
haaahaha

macam Hari Sukaneka Rumah Kanak-Kanak Autistik dan Terencat Akal Sabak Bernam je
hahahahaha


ini sume hiasan dan hiburan semata2
tidak ada kena mengena dengan yg idup mahupon yg mati

Monday, April 14, 2008

senapang bambu

datuk K tembak peluru kapur jaa

(firing blanks)

tu la siti
tanak kawen ngn aku dulu
skrg baru ko nyesal
padan muke ko

bukannye ko taktau
spermatosit spermatosit datuk K tu sume dah beruban ngn artritik... mana larat nak berenang-renang...

siti oh siti...
siti dah ditebuk musang tua da...

Friday, April 11, 2008

hahaha

Thursday, April 10, 2008

fancy a cup of coffee

kalau ade kat galway mmg aku belanja korang la kopi ni






trivia of the day
camne org leh kentut tapi takde incontinence at the same time?

I'm coming back home

Just bought the ticket today,
going home on the 2nd of june.


HOME - Michael Buble

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Malaysia tak reti main bola...

bak kata kebar "kalau nak ketawa tapi tak nak tengok stand-up comedy pegi la tengok bola"
tak caya klik kat sini.

nombor 170???? bawah dari Seirra Leone, tak bole terima akal betul la. .
cadangan aku Malaysia dah tak payah main bola sepak la, jom reramai main congkak je.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Malaysia!!!!

aku mmg nak balik Malaysia gile2...
absolutely need Malaysia..
bukan kehendak dah, tapi keperluan.
arghhhhhh!!!!

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

gah

pedih mataku, panas telingaku
hahaha

http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2008/03/23/plight-of-jpa-medical-scholars

baca la part comment2 tuh

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Semak-semak-samun

Ini hasil dari perbincangan Najib, Aimee dan Jali.
Beberapa purnama yang lalu, Najib & Aimee telah berbincang tentang 'osteomalacia'.
Malaise ini bermaksud:-

1. a condition of general bodily weakness or discomfort, often marking the onset of a
disease.
2. a vague or unfocused feeling of mental uneasiness, lethargy, or discomfort.

Najib pula mengatakan bahawa dia terasa bila disebut perkataan ini.
Sebabnya ialah malaise bila disebutkan sama bunyinya dengan 'malays'.

Melayu pula bila dipecahkan seperti ini 'me-layu' bermaksud tengah nak layu.

MELAYU=MALAYS=MALAISE?

You be the judge.