Politikus Semakus

Galway tgh dilanda generalized systemic inflammation yang agak severe

Aetiology = pilihanraya

Exacerbated by = mereka yg interested

Risk factors

1. lelaki (pompuan mmg useless kalau bab2 politik ni. hahaa. sexist! 99.999% true id say)
   
2. peer pressure
   
3. genetical component, ie familial influence
   
4. negeri asal
   
5. kecewa dgn org politik, ie govt or opposition
   
6. angan2 nak jadi macam Pak Lah bile dah besar
   
7. hobi membaca blog malaysiatoday etc etc, youtube
8. (misc yg aku tak terpikir)
   

epidemiology
Apparent among those who have first hand experience/exposure, students, kelantanese, and those with the aforementioned risk factors
Not very obvious in i-dont-give-a-feck-ignoramusssess, dumbasses, those who think theyre too cool to talk about politics

pathophysiology
Oleh sebab pilihanraya semakin dekat, keinginan utk berborak2 pasal politik, beremail2 etc etc membuak2 bagai overflow incontinence, leading to soiling and diarrhoea of the mouth

ix
more of a clinical diagnosis from hx. particularly on political stand and opinion, which should support the dx.
houseraiding and computerhacking may reveal items leading to dx.
not having registered as a legit voter/too young to vote does not outrule dx

ddx = i wish i knew

tx
heals by itself when the election is over. possible scarring or abscess if parti kegemaran tidak menang.

prevention
ignorance, ISA, FRU




p/s : sume ni, tak benar langsung. so kalau offended tu, poyo ko sorang je la, aku tak pedulik pun, sebab aku tak amik serius pun bile tulis ni.
and tak berkempen utk sapa2
sapa aku nak undi? rahsia =x

xoxo gossip girl