mengapa?

mengapa org emo sangat pasal pilihanraya? mengapa?
mengapa perlu mencarut2,mengutuk, dan mengumpat? mengapa?
mengapa kena tunggu pilihanraya baru ckp x puas hati ngan kerajaan? mengapa?
mengapa mau menyokong org2 yg tidak berkaliber?
mengapa patho susah?
mengapa bacte senang sikit?
mengapa mengapa mengapa...
tidak perlu menjawab.
itu semua soalan retorik.
melayu mudah lupa..
sekian saja percubaanku utk menjadi artistik dan poetik.

-A.Samad Said aka jali

Bahh

As of today ie 28th of Feb

Name	Return date	Days till return
ReGenesis	2008-03-02	3
Simpsons, The	2008-03-02	3
Dirt	2008-03-02	3
King of the Hill	2008-03-02	3
October Road	2008-03-03	4
Everybody Hates Chris	2008-03-03	4
Top Chef	2008-03-05	6
New Amsterdam	2008-03-09	10
Riches, The	2008-03-10	11
Beauty and the Geek	2008-03-11	12
Dancing with the Stars	2008-03-17	18
Bachelor, The	2008-03-17	18
Tudors, The	2008-03-30	31
Hell's Kitchen	2008-04-01	33
Shield, The	2008-04-01	33
South of Nowhere	2008-04-01	33
Battlestar Galactica	2008-04-04	36
Monk	2008-04-06	38
Greek	2008-04-07	39
Boston Legal	2008-04-08	40
Canterburys Law	2008-04-14	46
Smallville	2008-04-17	49
Gossip Girl	2008-04-21	53
Reaper	2008-04-22	54
Bones	2008-04-28	60
Greys Anatomy	2008-05-01	63
Burn Notice	2008-05-19	81
Last Comic Standing	2008-06-11	104
Weeds	2008-06-16	109

lembab gile
argh

nampak gaya jali sedang mendahului dalam pilihan raya buncit rumah ketat... neck-to-neck ngn najib nih... tinggal 1 hari je lg utk vote, masih banyak masa lagi utk twists and turn and pengundi hantu dan undi pos...

Before patho practical..

Gemok ka aku? Aisey man.. I'm leading the election poll. Ahahah.
Jali Obama wins!

budak tak sunat lagi

ah tension aku

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2008&dt=0222&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Terkini&pg=bt_14.htm

"Ini termasuk Naib Ketua Pemuda UMNO, Khairy Jamaluddin yang akan bertanding kerusi Parlimen Rembau menggantikan Datuk Firdaus Haron."

asal khairy semak nak bertanding gak?
sibuk tul la
mulut besar je lebey
tak penah aku tgk sumbangan2 die
tong kosong yang paling besar

aku tak antiBN
aku antikhairy

bodoh
tak reti pilih calon
bahalul

pastu terus nk bertanding utk MP
aih

on another note... anak anwar pun nk bertanding gak... MP jgk... aih
budak ingusan jgk la ni
tp aku taknah tgk statements2 die kat suratkhabar... so aku tak kenal la die...
maka takde material utk dikritik
tp ingusan tetap ingusan la bg aku


hmm pikir2 blk
myb ingusan2 ni bagus jgk la kot
diorg ade fresh ideas
n ideas diorg usu reflect the younger generations
lgpun khairy gak yg buat program myteam tuh..
ntah la

ah well

jelas sekali
aku pun tong kosong juga

LOL-wide angle camera

hehe

hehehe.found this pic on frensteros.just thought of sharing.

No fekin way

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7252172.stm

toshiba raised the white flag
fekin joos


trivia
so what do you get when you try to fertilize the sperm of Ivory Coast midfielder Solomon Kalou with the sperm of French winger Florent Malouda?
you get Czech Republic midfielder Lubos Kalouda


hitam + hitam = putih
che + che = possible che

Mari berfikir sejenak..

Bila da mau dapat beli ini kamela...haiya...manyak susah woo....
Gua pun mau cakap pasal ini politik la..Ini politik byk bikin susah wor... Lu tengok itu melayu punya org byk pecah belah wor.. Lu tgk olang pilastin pun pecah belah pasal politik wor.. haiya..manyak susah..bodo la melayu.bersatu dulu la baru cakap politik.mana pigi itu perpaduan umat wor..itu pasal gua tidak mau vote. wakakakak.ini punya post misti olang lumah gua tidak setuju punya.tidak apa lor..gua pun tidak manyak pikey pasal ini politik.manyak pening aa..

Mari Belajar Colonoscopy..

superbacul

media kat msia ni mmg bacul2 belaka la
cube la cover cite on opposition gak sekali sekala
bosan la asyik baca pasal govt
kalaulah govt mmg betul2 confident pasal diorg punye current position,
then apa salahnye kalau ade berita2 skit pasal opposition
baru la demokratik skit
boring la gam2 nih

fekin aye

1. April 29 Tues Paeds Written
2. May 6 Tues GP MCQ
3. May 7 Wed Ophthalmology Clinic
4. May 8 Thurs Psychiatry Written [morning]
5. May 8 Thurs Paediatrics Clinic [evening]
6. May 9 Fri Paediatrics Oral
7. May 13 Tues ENT Clinic
8. May 14 Wed ENT Clinic
9. May 23 Fri Psychiatry Clinic

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt

peqli poyo

[url=http://via.hlstatsx.com/hlstats.php]
[img]http://via.hlstatsx.com/hlstats.php/sig/129393_random.png[/img]
[/url]

Opinion on politikus semakus

Infected patients should be isolated and be given sedatives until symptoms clear up. Electro-shock therapy might be useful.

Politikus Semakus

Galway tgh dilanda generalized systemic inflammation yang agak severe

Aetiology = pilihanraya

Exacerbated by = mereka yg interested

Risk factors

1. lelaki (pompuan mmg useless kalau bab2 politik ni. hahaa. sexist! 99.999% true id say)
   
2. peer pressure
   
3. genetical component, ie familial influence
   
4. negeri asal
   
5. kecewa dgn org politik, ie govt or opposition
   
6. angan2 nak jadi macam Pak Lah bile dah besar
   
7. hobi membaca blog malaysiatoday etc etc, youtube
8. (misc yg aku tak terpikir)
   

epidemiology
Apparent among those who have first hand experience/exposure, students, kelantanese, and those with the aforementioned risk factors
Not very obvious in i-dont-give-a-feck-ignoramusssess, dumbasses, those who think theyre too cool to talk about politics

pathophysiology
Oleh sebab pilihanraya semakin dekat, keinginan utk berborak2 pasal politik, beremail2 etc etc membuak2 bagai overflow incontinence, leading to soiling and diarrhoea of the mouth

ix
more of a clinical diagnosis from hx. particularly on political stand and opinion, which should support the dx.
houseraiding and computerhacking may reveal items leading to dx.
not having registered as a legit voter/too young to vote does not outrule dx

ddx = i wish i knew

tx
heals by itself when the election is over. possible scarring or abscess if parti kegemaran tidak menang.

prevention
ignorance, ISA, FRU




p/s : sume ni, tak benar langsung. so kalau offended tu, poyo ko sorang je la, aku tak pedulik pun, sebab aku tak amik serius pun bile tulis ni.
and tak berkempen utk sapa2
sapa aku nak undi? rahsia =x

xoxo gossip girl

Personality Quiz Love Meet

cubela

Kes Rogol Beramai2

ape nak jadi ngn zaman sekarang?
kes rogol makin meningkat
sedih aku tgk...
ish3

endnote

pada sapa2 yg takde tu
boleh muat turun kat sini
and pls say ur thanks to abang fairuz ek
hahahahahahaha

Poyet Admits Defeat

1st leg Che 4 - 2 Int
2nd leg Che 1 - 3 Int
3rd leg Che 1 - 0 Int
Wins Che 2 - 1 Int
Aggr Che 6 - 5 Int



Najib Poyet: Tidakkk aku kalahhhh. Aku hinaaaaaaa.