very cheap alternative to psp

the pop station


uses 3 AA batteries

captain planet theme song..

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!


Go Planet!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

The Power is Yours!

kontroversial

gambar najib separa bugil


klik gambar untuk versi tidak ditapis

Pantun dua kerat..

yang mana satu patut digunakan..

buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat jangan sekali.

atau

buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat biar kepalang.

kalau bosan, baca nih.

Propaganda Paklah

-----------> Klik utk membaca propaganda sini! <---------

we need to create more awareness

Econs 101

artikel bagus

budak2 tak guna

print-outs aku kena curi
ni mesti keje budak2 kelas kebar ni
siot tul

ramai2 duk kerumun printer tunggu printout renal patholgies ke ape tah

pastu curi prints aku

jaga la korang nnti mampos la aku nak kasi tutorial ahahahahahahahahahaha
tak pun kasi lecture pkl 6pm pastu tgk2 cancel sbb aku tak show up hahahahahhahahahaha

every desicion could be your last...

try la main bende nih...

ahli pkr korap

memalukan
bodoh
bahalul


excerpt
“Kita tak minta, tak cari, Mohamad Imran yang hantar. Serupa juga kalau orang bagi sedekah, awak tak terima ke sedekah itu?’’ ujarnya.

sampah

very dodgy

(aku tertekan, camne aku try pun aku takle embed, sth wrong ngn die nye script)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/954579/

tapi menarik
takyah bayar sewa
takyah bayar utility bills
takyah bayar secretary

aku anti rempit

pakailah topi keledar bila merempit
link ke cerita rempit mat saleh

bila cina melatah...

hahaa bile terlajak kata badan binasa
ntah camne la ketua umno bahagian bukit bendera nak berhadapan dengan orang2 cina dalam masa terdekat nih
dah la ko duduk kat penang
pastu wat racist remark openly
hahhahahaha

tu lah
bila cina melatah
the star melatah
utusan buat taktau

bila melayu melatah (macamlah org bukan melayu tak penah buat bende2 "kontroversial")
utusan melatah
the star buat taktau

(kalau bace utusan&the star online boleh nampak la ape headlines ngn most read news etc etc dalam satu minggu ni)

kesimpulannye
mmg biasa lah org terlanjur kata atau buat statement/kehendak/perubahan yang orang lain tak suka. lagi2 bile buat political statement.

tp aku rase ketua bahagian umno tu, kalau betullah die buat statement macam tu.. kalau aku jadi die.. aku berundur diri la or at least la mintak-maaf publicly.. instead of duduk diam bodoh je... jgn jadi mcm a certain someone yg kite semua kenal la

mari learn u all punye ABCs ngn abang peqli

A is for aku bosan
B is for bosan!!!
C is for cukup bosan la
D is for dammit bosan sungguh
E is for ey bosan la wei
F is for fairuz amatlah kebosanan
G is for gile babi la bosan
H is for haih, aku dilanda kebosanan
I is for ish, bosannye
J is for jeng jeng jeng... aku bosan...
K is for "kekekekeekeke," gelak peqli yg kebosanan
L is for laling laling, i bosan la
M is for memang, aku tau aku bosan sebab aku malas nk buat ape2
N is for namun begitu, aku berasa terlalu bosan utk berbuat ape2
O is for ooo ooo ooo ooo mengapa aku berasa bosan
P is for peqli bukannye tak berasa bosan
Q is for Q tak diperlukan untuk mengeja perkataan bosan
R is for Ridzwan berkata, "kenapa kau kebosanan peqli?"
S is for Seraya peqli menjawab, "aku bosan sebab aku takde bende nak buat la wei"
T is for tah aku dah takde idea sebab otak aku dah bosan buat bende ni
U is for uuu uuu uuu bosannye
V is for vosan la wei
X is for x penah rase x bosan camni
Y is for ye, obviously aku tgh bosan gile
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

terima kasih kerna telah membuang masa yg berharga anda bersama peqli
sekian

cuba tgk ni
hahahahaha

first of all
tahniah kepada anwar sebab dapat masuk parlimen balik setelah ape yg berlaku
aku tak rase banyak orang yg mampu la buat sebegini rupe lepas dah kena macam2
agak exemplary jgk la

tapi ari ini aku sakit ati sebab bende ni

kamon la wei
nko tu dah kontrol sume tv newspaper dan radio
kasi la diorg gune internet
blatant claims/accusations tu
macam la korg takde dalam tv newspaper
play fair la
korg pun ade je gune internet
tp kenapa lagi ramai rakyat lagi percaya malaysia today jeff oii rpk etc etc
sebab conspiracy theories diorg nampak lagi convincing dan logik kot dari yg korg punye websites ngn akhbar n tv
rakyat makin sakit ati dan webmasters ngn editor boleh je buat mirrors
bukannye susah pun nk pindahkan websites. copy and paste
kire ape yg korg cube buat = gagal teruk


bpr pun
kalau lah betul2 nk cuci msia ni
g la tangkap menteri/timbalan menteri pihak kerajaan jgk kalau ade bukti yg kukuh
kalau sekadar ahli DUN pembangkang negeri memana, or just some government servant yg J1/JUSA, rakyat still tak menaruh kepercayaan sgt laa
takpun anak2 diorg ke or sape2 la
tunjukkan yg korg hardcore and berani mati la
but
you're going in the right direction kot
(tapi selama ni pegi mana? before pru12?)

cuuti lagi 10 ari je
haih
selamat berpuasa lah korg sume

just... classic

hahahaha

pure genius + facebook + time to kill = as below













sori la kebar.. tu je template yg tinggal yg sesuai.. hahaha.. ko sungguh bernasib baik

postscript - aku tak photoshop la.. gile ke ape aku nk PS muke korg satu per satu.... ade website yg buat sume tu.. ade kat gambar tu...

Got time? Read this!

I was at the wet market last weekend and saw how a fishmonger slaughter a live freshwater fish. He pinned the wriggling creature to the ground with his left hand, and with his right, whacked its head hard, knocking it unconscious. Then he shoved a piece of wood inside the fish’s mouth. With one end of the piece of wood jammed in its mouth and the other end held by its killer, the poor fish couldn’t get away. Then the young fishmonger began to de-scale the fish with a scraper. After less than a minute of that, he removed the wood from its mouth and tossed the fish to his buddy who then sliced the still-alive fish open and removed its guts. With a piece of wood shoved down its throat, it must be terrible being a fish.

It must be equalling tough being a frog. The frog seller grabs the frog by its body and whacks its head against the chopping board, stunning it motionless but still alive. He then snips off its toes, turns the frog over, slices its stomach and peels off its skin, all in less than a minute. One can still spot the heart beating weakly.

It must also be tough being a bird, even a performing parrot. This bird had been performing at the Ecopark of the Bukit Merah Laketown Resort for years and had been trained by its trainer to count cards. Star of the show for kids? Yes, but stardom didn’t help. Last year, when the Bird Flu was it its worst, the performing parrot was stuffed into a plastic bag and burnt alive (with all its exotic feathery colleagues).

It must be tough being an honest cab driver, especially now during Visit Malaysia Year 2007. To begin with, you spend money installing a meter in your cab that you don’t use, although you know you are supposed to use it. Because most of the other cab drivers don’t use their meters (preferring to fleece and fry their passengers instead), you are expected to follow suit. If you do not conform, you get ostracized by your mates and they don’t welcome you into their circle anymore. You get shooed away if you try to join them for teh tarik. Yet, you know it’s wrong not to use the meter.

It must be tough being a Mat Rempit (illegal motorcycle racer). You have a miserly paying day job working as a low level employee where even the nasi lemak girls don’t take a second look at you. Your salary is hardly able to sustain your smoking habit and you know you will never become rich. Your only possession is your motorbike, from which you derive the only entertainment in your life - racing at night, or performing stunts to impress girls. Wow, while your Chinese friends waste their lives playing Counter Strike in cyber cafes, you get to be admired by the girls. If only your boss could see you, he wouldn’t think you are just an unmotivated office boy. So you spend all your savings on a cheapskate black jacket and on souping up your bike, to make it run faster, roar louder, but no matter how fast it runs and how loud it roars, it will always be outrun and outroared by another bike. So you lose face, and sometimes you even lose your girl in a race. During those rare occasions when you win a race, the police suddenly appears and the party is broken up before you can collect. Worst, the police confiscate your keys and you have to push your bike 7 km to the nearest police station.

It must tough being a goldsmith robber. To begin with, you must always carry a hammer in your bag, to break the glass cases with, and that thing is cumbersome and heavy. Then you can never be sure if the in-house CCTV is functioning or it’s just there for show. Also, there is the security guard to take care of. It’s alright if they employ an old gizzard because you can always outdraw him, but sometimes they employ an out-of-job marksman. Then assuming you and your mates manage to grab the loot and run, you can never be sure whether your mate manning the getaway car is still waiting there with the engine running or he’s distracted by some Siti lookalike. Or you forget to rehearse getting inside the car, and in your haste to get away, end up with two people trying to get in by the same door, banging each other’s heads. Worst, there could be an off-duty cop around and he puts a bullet into somebody’s head. What if it were the driver’s head that he put the bullet in? Who’s going to drive the car then? Alright, assuming the rest of you get away from the scene of the crime without being shot, change cars, change clothes, change Mykads, and drive non-stop all the way to the Thai border, how can you be sure that there would not be a police party waiting for you because the guy who was shot was stupid enough to be carrying his hotel door card, and if that’s not bad enough, he could be carrying his handphone with your number stored in it.

"gamer for life"... well takdelah teruk mane pun title tu

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/AfpNews/080818070808.1exy6g3a.txt/afp



last poll result on "aku nak kawen..."

sebelum grad 0 (0%)

right after konvo 1 (11%)

1-2 years bekerja 5 (55%)

before aku reach 30 2 (22%)

30+ 1 (11%)

aku malas nk kawen.. buat semak je 0 (0%)