aku rasa afdlin boleh buat lebih baik dari ni. contoh- filem buli.
tapi, ini filem komedi, atas sebab tu, tak perlu logik pon takpe.
banyak sangat watak-watak terencat dan suara yang menjengkelkan.
baik aku tengok cat mengering.
tapi seperti biasa, Erra Fazira menyelamatkan keadaan.
kalau tak.. dah lama aku tidur.
Friday, March 13, 2009
malaysia pun ade pakcik gran torino, bersama gambar kepilan di bawah artikel
Friday March 13, 2009
Retired policeman shoots Ah Long
IPOH: Three loan sharks met their match in a retired policeman, who shot one of them in the buttocks.
In the 4.30pm incident on Wednesday, the Ah Long had gone to the former cop’s house in Taman Shatin here looking for his son.
Armed with sticks, the loan sharks, in their 20s, created a ruckus at the 70-year-old man’s house, following which he fired his rifle at them in self-defence, hitting one of suspects.
The suspect was later sent to a private hospital here for treatment while a remand order was obtained for the other two suspects.
When contacted, state CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Mohd Dzuraidi Ibrahim confirmed the incident.
“We are still investigating what led to the shooting,” he said.
Asked whether it was normal for a retired policeman to own a rifle, SAC Mohd Dzuraidi said: “They can apply for it.”
gambar pakcik gran torino
gambar penyangak sakai
Retired policeman shoots Ah Long
IPOH: Three loan sharks met their match in a retired policeman, who shot one of them in the buttocks.
In the 4.30pm incident on Wednesday, the Ah Long had gone to the former cop’s house in Taman Shatin here looking for his son.
Armed with sticks, the loan sharks, in their 20s, created a ruckus at the 70-year-old man’s house, following which he fired his rifle at them in self-defence, hitting one of suspects.
The suspect was later sent to a private hospital here for treatment while a remand order was obtained for the other two suspects.
When contacted, state CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Mohd Dzuraidi Ibrahim confirmed the incident.
“We are still investigating what led to the shooting,” he said.
Asked whether it was normal for a retired policeman to own a rifle, SAC Mohd Dzuraidi said: “They can apply for it.”
gambar pakcik gran torino
gambar penyangak sakai
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Fail pics
-it's supposed to be a cheap alternative to a wheelchair. lama jugak la aku pikir ape bende tuh.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
stuffs white people like.
this is a good website to go to if u want to understand white people.
after you read it, buy your white friend an expensive sandwich (#63)
link.
after you read it, buy your white friend an expensive sandwich (#63)
link.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
aku bosan di letterkenny
besok pegi belfast lagi wohooo
anyways. next week mungkin ade testimonial match futsal utk final yr vs rest of the world. jom men oi. reti tak reti men bola belakang kira.
anyways. next week mungkin ade testimonial match futsal utk final yr vs rest of the world. jom men oi. reti tak reti men bola belakang kira.
Father charged with shooting son in buttocks with BB gun
An Oregon man faces a felony count of child abuse after his 9-year-old son wrote an essay in elementary school about the "painful afternoon my Dad shot me with a BB gun."
The boy's teacher, as all teachers are required to do, reported the suspected child abuse and gave the boy's classroom essay to Dane County Sheriff's Office Detective William Hendrickson.
The boy wrote that his mother could hear him scream from the road and said being shot with the BB gun "was the most painful thing I ever felt in my life."
When detective Hendrickson spoke to the boy's father, he admitted to the shooting. He said he was trying to watch television in the living room of his town of Rutland home, but the 9-year-old was standing in front of the TV blocking his view and did not move away when told to do so.
The man said that he happened to be holding a BB gun, so he lined up the laser sight on his son's left rear pocket because he thought that would be more padded.
"The defendant stated that the round hit (the nine year old) in the buttocks and he jumped somewhat and moved away from the TV," the criminal complaint says.
An older brother, who was in the room at the time of the shooting, said his little brother "yelped and yelled ouch or 'aagh' and began running around holding his butt." The 9-year-old had a welt about the size of a dime following the shooting, the older brother said.
The gun was a mock-up of an M-16 assault rifle with a collapsible stock and several US Army stickers on it and was recovered from the home.
The father faces a felony charge of intentionally causing harm to a child, which carries a maximum penalty of six years of combined prison and extended supervision.
The father was charged with child abuse in 2005 and was put into the Deferred Prosecution program, which he successfully completed.
In court Friday, he was released on a signature bond and ordered not to threaten or engage in any acts of violence against his son and ordered not to engage in physical discipline of any child.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
aku dah taktau nak kate ape dah
aku dah muak
aku lagi suke huru-hara kecil dari membazir 15juta utk pilihanraya kecilPDRM belanja RM15 juta untuk pilihan raya kecil Kuala Terengganu
18/02/2009 2:46pm
KUALA LUMPUR 18 Feb. — Polis Diraja Malaysia (PDRM) membelanjakan RM15.153 juta bagi penugasan operasi pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu baru-baru ini, persidangan Dewan Rakyat diberitahu hari ini.
Timbalan Menteri Dalam Negeri Datuk Chor Chee Heung berkata pecahan perbelanjaan itu meliputi kos perjalanan dan sara hidup berjumlah RM2.7 juta, perhubungan dan utiliti (RM50,000), sewaan khemah (RM6 juta), pembekalan makanan kering dan minuman (RM65,000), pembekalan bahan api dan alat ganti (RM698,000), pembekalan bahan mentah dan lain-lain (RM310,000), penyelenggaraan dan pembaikan kecil (RM830,000) dan pembekalan makanan bermasak dan penginapan (RM4.5 juta).
Chor berkata penugasan kali ini melibatkan 3,376 anggota dan pegawai polis, terdiri daripada semua jabatan dan cawangan dalam PDRM seperti Cawangan Khas, Jabatan Siasatan Jenayah Komersil, Pasukan Gerakan Am (PGA), Pasukan Simpanan Persekutuan, Trafik, Unit Udara Polis dan Tugas Am.
“Di antara bentuk penugasan yang dilaksanakan ialah penugasan di bawah keperluan Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR), kawalan keselamatan orang ramai, kawalan lalu lintas dan rondaan berkala,” katanya ketika menjawab soalan Amran Ab.Ghani (PKR-Tanah Merah) pada persidangan Dewan Rakyat di sini, hari ini.
Amran ingin tahu jumlah perbelanjaan keseluruhan yang digunakan untuk pasukan polis yang terlibat dalam pilihan raya kecil itu dan senarai rusuhan yang berlaku ketika pilihan raya kecil itu berlangsung.
Chor berkata hasil kawalan keselamatan yang dijalankan polis, tiada sebarang kes rusuhan atau kejadian yang tidak diingini berlaku sepanjang pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu berlangsung.
Menjawab soalan Amran sama ada kekuatan anggota yang sama akan ditugaskan pada pilihan raya kecil Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Bukit Selambau di Kedah dan Parlimen Bukit Gantang di Perak, Chor berkata ia bergantung kepada keputusan serta keperluan SPR.
“Ini bergantung kepada keputusan SPR. Jika SPR memberi arahan kepada polis bahawa keadaan di satu-satu tempat di mana pilihan raya kecil akan diadakan harus dikawal dengan lebih ketat supaya pengundi-pengundi dapat keluar untuk mengundi dengan selesa tanpa mempunyai perasaan takut-takut, maka polis akan bertindak.
“Tetapi polis juga, selepas menerima arahan SPR akan membuat satu analisis sama ada keadaan itu harus mempunyai lebih ramai anggota polis atau tidak,” katanya, mengakui perbelajaan di Kuala Terengganu agak lebih tinggi daripada jumlah perbelanjaan untuk pilihan raya kecil Permatang Pauh.
Menjawab soalan Dr Mohd Puad Zarkashi (BN-Batu Pahat), Chor bersetuju bahawa jumlah anggota polis yang ramai telah membolehkan pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Kuala Terengganu berjalan lancar. — Bernama
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
oi najib
baru la aku memahami rasa kekecewaan nko sewaktu buat obgyn
hahahahaahahah
duka di hati ni sape la yang dapat ubatkan
hahahahaha
hahahahaahahah
duka di hati ni sape la yang dapat ubatkan
hahahahaha
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
pakatan rakyat: a bunch of hypocrite pricks
kalau orang crossover pegi die nye party takpe
tp bile orang crossover dari die nye party mule la keluar surat ntah pape
BS
tapi the whole crossover issue by itself pun BS
memang kena buat undang2 takle crossover - kalau nak kena give up seat - new by-election
diorg ni ntah pape
politicking je lebeh
buat keje taknah
budus
ari ni aku g belfast sampai ari ahad hahahahaa
tp bile orang crossover dari die nye party mule la keluar surat ntah pape
BS
tapi the whole crossover issue by itself pun BS
memang kena buat undang2 takle crossover - kalau nak kena give up seat - new by-election
diorg ni ntah pape
politicking je lebeh
buat keje taknah
budus
ari ni aku g belfast sampai ari ahad hahahahaa
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
9 words women use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Kita kena ganyang 5-0
KUALA LUMPUR - Malaysia membuka kempen bola sepak Kumpulan C Kelayakan Piala Asia 2011 dengan langkah longlai lagi menghampakan setelah dijadikan mangsa belasahan Emiriyah Arab Bersatu (UAE) 5-0 di Stadium Bola Sepak Kuala Lumpur, semalam.
pemain dah tukar
jurulatih dah tukar
pertadbiran nak tukar??
link
pemain dah tukar
jurulatih dah tukar
pertadbiran nak tukar??
link
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
APA KOMEN JALI?
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/12012009/58/ronnie-s-t-snooker-needs-x-factor.html
hahha 1st time aku dengar no 1 player cakap camtu.
hahha 1st time aku dengar no 1 player cakap camtu.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
mari layan jiwang..
aku baru tengok cerita con air malam tadi. memang mantap la cerita dia.
vote:
Najib as Drover.
Kebar as creame
vote:
Najib as Drover.
Kebar as creame
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
call me a twat and...
... i really dont care
aku memang suka animation and pop music
..tapi lagu ni rupe2nye dah lame...
aku memang suka animation and pop music
..tapi lagu ni rupe2nye dah lame...
Monday, December 15, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
conspiracy theorist
mereka sedang berhubung melalui kod-kod rahsia yang eksplisit antara satu sama lain
besok mcq surgery. ngaaaa
Thursday, December 04, 2008
disgusting
if there's one thing i hate, its effing backstabbing hypocrites
taken from The Star Malaysia, dated 4/12/2008
Stop attacking vernacular school system, say two MCA bureaus
KUALA LUMPUR: Stop attacking the vernacular school system just to score points during party elections because this creates tension among races.
The MCA Youth Education Bureau and MCA Legal Bureau criticised Umno Youth chief aspirant Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for calling on the Government to abolish the vernacular school system to enhance unity among the people, saying that a single-school system was the only way to check racial polarisation.
“We urge Mukhriz not to purposely play up the education issue simply because of the advent of his party’s polls,” MCA National Youth education bureau chief Chong Sin Woon said yesterday.
“Such sentiment has always been played up by Umno Youth leaders, causing unhappiness among the Chinese community and creating tension among all the races.”
He added that the proposal by Mukhriz contradicted the spirit of the Federal Constitution, which guaranteed the freedom to promote and develop the vernacular school system.
Chong said the vernacular school system was an asset to the country and did not hinder national unity.
“The education sentiment has seriously been politicised, and this will only continue to reduce our nation’s competitiveness,” he added.
He invited Mukhriz to a dialogue with the bureau to have a better understanding of the importance of Chinese education to the community.
MCA Legal Bureau chairman Datuk Leong Tang Chong demanded that the Jerlun MP make a public apology to all Malaysians and refrain from making such political rhetoric.
“The law is clear, and no one is above the law. The supremacy of the Federal Constitution must be respected at all times by all Malaysians,” he said.
He added that Mukhriz’s call for the abolition of the vernacular school system by integrating it into the national school system flew in the face of Article 152(1)(a) which inter-alia stated that “no person shall be prohibited or prevented from using (other than for official purposes) or from teaching or learning in any other language.
“(b) nothing in the Clause shall prejudice the right of the Federal Government or of any state government to preserve and sustain the use and study of the language of any other community in the Federation”.
p.s : pandai pulak nak quote perlembagaan ek?
taken from The Star Malaysia, dated 4/12/2008
Stop attacking vernacular school system, say two MCA bureaus
KUALA LUMPUR: Stop attacking the vernacular school system just to score points during party elections because this creates tension among races.
The MCA Youth Education Bureau and MCA Legal Bureau criticised Umno Youth chief aspirant Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for calling on the Government to abolish the vernacular school system to enhance unity among the people, saying that a single-school system was the only way to check racial polarisation.
“We urge Mukhriz not to purposely play up the education issue simply because of the advent of his party’s polls,” MCA National Youth education bureau chief Chong Sin Woon said yesterday.
“Such sentiment has always been played up by Umno Youth leaders, causing unhappiness among the Chinese community and creating tension among all the races.”
He added that the proposal by Mukhriz contradicted the spirit of the Federal Constitution, which guaranteed the freedom to promote and develop the vernacular school system.
Chong said the vernacular school system was an asset to the country and did not hinder national unity.
“The education sentiment has seriously been politicised, and this will only continue to reduce our nation’s competitiveness,” he added.
He invited Mukhriz to a dialogue with the bureau to have a better understanding of the importance of Chinese education to the community.
MCA Legal Bureau chairman Datuk Leong Tang Chong demanded that the Jerlun MP make a public apology to all Malaysians and refrain from making such political rhetoric.
“The law is clear, and no one is above the law. The supremacy of the Federal Constitution must be respected at all times by all Malaysians,” he said.
He added that Mukhriz’s call for the abolition of the vernacular school system by integrating it into the national school system flew in the face of Article 152(1)(a) which inter-alia stated that “no person shall be prohibited or prevented from using (other than for official purposes) or from teaching or learning in any other language.
“(b) nothing in the Clause shall prejudice the right of the Federal Government or of any state government to preserve and sustain the use and study of the language of any other community in the Federation”.
p.s : pandai pulak nak quote perlembagaan ek?
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
cirit menciriiiit
Pendeta : 123
Satria : 113
Wira : 111
Juara : 109
hahahahaha
satria hinaaa
pasukan juara yang memang pakar dalam mendefinisikan ironi
hahahahahah
cirit cirit
bweeehh
hahahhaha
Satria : 113
Wira : 111
Juara : 109
hahahahaha
satria hinaaa
pasukan juara yang memang pakar dalam mendefinisikan ironi
hahahahahah
cirit cirit
bweeehh
hahahhaha
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
captain planet theme song..
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!
Go Planet!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
The Power is Yours!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Pantun dua kerat..
yang mana satu patut digunakan..
buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat jangan sekali.
atau
buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat biar kepalang.
kalau bosan, baca nih.
buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat jangan sekali.
atau
buat baik berpada-pada,
buat jahat biar kepalang.
kalau bosan, baca nih.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
budak2 tak guna
print-outs aku kena curi
ni mesti keje budak2 kelas kebar ni
siot tul
ramai2 duk kerumun printer tunggu printout renal patholgies ke ape tah
pastu curi prints aku
jaga la korang nnti mampos la aku nak kasi tutorial ahahahahahahahahahaha
tak pun kasi lecture pkl 6pm pastu tgk2 cancel sbb aku tak show up hahahahahhahahahaha
ni mesti keje budak2 kelas kebar ni
siot tul
ramai2 duk kerumun printer tunggu printout renal patholgies ke ape tah
pastu curi prints aku
jaga la korang nnti mampos la aku nak kasi tutorial ahahahahahahahahahaha
tak pun kasi lecture pkl 6pm pastu tgk2 cancel sbb aku tak show up hahahahahhahahahaha
Monday, September 29, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
ahli pkr korap
memalukan
bodoh
bahalul
excerpt
“Kita tak minta, tak cari, Mohamad Imran yang hantar. Serupa juga kalau orang bagi sedekah, awak tak terima ke sedekah itu?’’ ujarnya.
sampah
bodoh
bahalul
excerpt
“Kita tak minta, tak cari, Mohamad Imran yang hantar. Serupa juga kalau orang bagi sedekah, awak tak terima ke sedekah itu?’’ ujarnya.
sampah
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
very dodgy
(aku tertekan, camne aku try pun aku takle embed, sth wrong ngn die nye script)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/954579/
tapi menarik
takyah bayar sewa
takyah bayar utility bills
takyah bayar secretary
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/954579/
tapi menarik
takyah bayar sewa
takyah bayar utility bills
takyah bayar secretary
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
bila cina melatah...
hahaa bile terlajak kata badan binasa
ntah camne la ketua umno bahagian bukit bendera nak berhadapan dengan orang2 cina dalam masa terdekat nih
dah la ko duduk kat penang
pastu wat racist remark openly
hahhahahaha
tu lah
bila cina melatah
the star melatah
utusan buat taktau
bila melayu melatah (macamlah org bukan melayu tak penah buat bende2 "kontroversial")
utusan melatah
the star buat taktau
(kalau bace utusan&the star online boleh nampak la ape headlines ngn most read news etc etc dalam satu minggu ni)
kesimpulannye
mmg biasa lah org terlanjur kata atau buat statement/kehendak/perubahan yang orang lain tak suka. lagi2 bile buat political statement.
tp aku rase ketua bahagian umno tu, kalau betullah die buat statement macam tu.. kalau aku jadi die.. aku berundur diri la or at least la mintak-maaf publicly.. instead of duduk diam bodoh je... jgn jadi mcm a certain someone yg kite semua kenal la
ntah camne la ketua umno bahagian bukit bendera nak berhadapan dengan orang2 cina dalam masa terdekat nih
dah la ko duduk kat penang
pastu wat racist remark openly
hahhahahaha
tu lah
bila cina melatah
the star melatah
utusan buat taktau
bila melayu melatah (macamlah org bukan melayu tak penah buat bende2 "kontroversial")
utusan melatah
the star buat taktau
(kalau bace utusan&the star online boleh nampak la ape headlines ngn most read news etc etc dalam satu minggu ni)
kesimpulannye
mmg biasa lah org terlanjur kata atau buat statement/kehendak/perubahan yang orang lain tak suka. lagi2 bile buat political statement.
tp aku rase ketua bahagian umno tu, kalau betullah die buat statement macam tu.. kalau aku jadi die.. aku berundur diri la or at least la mintak-maaf publicly.. instead of duduk diam bodoh je... jgn jadi mcm a certain someone yg kite semua kenal la
Friday, August 29, 2008
mari learn u all punye ABCs ngn abang peqli
A is for aku bosan
B is for bosan!!!
C is for cukup bosan la
D is for dammit bosan sungguh
E is for ey bosan la wei
F is for fairuz amatlah kebosanan
G is for gile babi la bosan
H is for haih, aku dilanda kebosanan
I is for ish, bosannye
J is for jeng jeng jeng... aku bosan...
K is for "kekekekeekeke," gelak peqli yg kebosanan
L is for laling laling, i bosan la
M is for memang, aku tau aku bosan sebab aku malas nk buat ape2
N is for namun begitu, aku berasa terlalu bosan utk berbuat ape2
O is for ooo ooo ooo ooo mengapa aku berasa bosan
P is for peqli bukannye tak berasa bosan
Q is for Q tak diperlukan untuk mengeja perkataan bosan
R is for Ridzwan berkata, "kenapa kau kebosanan peqli?"
S is for Seraya peqli menjawab, "aku bosan sebab aku takde bende nak buat la wei"
T is for tah aku dah takde idea sebab otak aku dah bosan buat bende ni
U is for uuu uuu uuu bosannye
V is for vosan la wei
X is for x penah rase x bosan camni
Y is for ye, obviously aku tgh bosan gile
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
terima kasih kerna telah membuang masa yg berharga anda bersama peqli
sekian
B is for bosan!!!
C is for cukup bosan la
D is for dammit bosan sungguh
E is for ey bosan la wei
F is for fairuz amatlah kebosanan
G is for gile babi la bosan
H is for haih, aku dilanda kebosanan
I is for ish, bosannye
J is for jeng jeng jeng... aku bosan...
K is for "kekekekeekeke," gelak peqli yg kebosanan
L is for laling laling, i bosan la
M is for memang, aku tau aku bosan sebab aku malas nk buat ape2
N is for namun begitu, aku berasa terlalu bosan utk berbuat ape2
O is for ooo ooo ooo ooo mengapa aku berasa bosan
P is for peqli bukannye tak berasa bosan
Q is for Q tak diperlukan untuk mengeja perkataan bosan
R is for Ridzwan berkata, "kenapa kau kebosanan peqli?"
S is for Seraya peqli menjawab, "aku bosan sebab aku takde bende nak buat la wei"
T is for tah aku dah takde idea sebab otak aku dah bosan buat bende ni
U is for uuu uuu uuu bosannye
V is for vosan la wei
X is for x penah rase x bosan camni
Y is for ye, obviously aku tgh bosan gile
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
terima kasih kerna telah membuang masa yg berharga anda bersama peqli
sekian
Thursday, August 28, 2008
first of all
tahniah kepada anwar sebab dapat masuk parlimen balik setelah ape yg berlaku
aku tak rase banyak orang yg mampu la buat sebegini rupe lepas dah kena macam2
agak exemplary jgk la
tapi ari ini aku sakit ati sebab bende ni
kamon la wei
nko tu dah kontrol sume tv newspaper dan radio
kasi la diorg gune internet
blatant claims/accusations tu
macam la korg takde dalam tv newspaper
play fair la
korg pun ade je gune internet
tp kenapa lagi ramai rakyat lagi percaya malaysia today jeff oii rpk etc etc
sebab conspiracy theories diorg nampak lagi convincing dan logik kot dari yg korg punye websites ngn akhbar n tv
rakyat makin sakit ati dan webmasters ngn editor boleh je buat mirrors
bukannye susah pun nk pindahkan websites. copy and paste
kire ape yg korg cube buat = gagal teruk
bpr pun
kalau lah betul2 nk cuci msia ni
g la tangkap menteri/timbalan menteri pihak kerajaan jgk kalau ade bukti yg kukuh
kalau sekadar ahli DUN pembangkang negeri memana, or just some government servant yg J1/JUSA, rakyat still tak menaruh kepercayaan sgt laa
takpun anak2 diorg ke or sape2 la
tunjukkan yg korg hardcore and berani mati la
but
you're going in the right direction kot
(tapi selama ni pegi mana? before pru12?)
cuuti lagi 10 ari je
haih
selamat berpuasa lah korg sume
tahniah kepada anwar sebab dapat masuk parlimen balik setelah ape yg berlaku
aku tak rase banyak orang yg mampu la buat sebegini rupe lepas dah kena macam2
agak exemplary jgk la
tapi ari ini aku sakit ati sebab bende ni
kamon la wei
nko tu dah kontrol sume tv newspaper dan radio
kasi la diorg gune internet
blatant claims/accusations tu
macam la korg takde dalam tv newspaper
play fair la
korg pun ade je gune internet
tp kenapa lagi ramai rakyat lagi percaya malaysia today jeff oii rpk etc etc
sebab conspiracy theories diorg nampak lagi convincing dan logik kot dari yg korg punye websites ngn akhbar n tv
rakyat makin sakit ati dan webmasters ngn editor boleh je buat mirrors
bukannye susah pun nk pindahkan websites. copy and paste
kire ape yg korg cube buat = gagal teruk
bpr pun
kalau lah betul2 nk cuci msia ni
g la tangkap menteri/timbalan menteri pihak kerajaan jgk kalau ade bukti yg kukuh
kalau sekadar ahli DUN pembangkang negeri memana, or just some government servant yg J1/JUSA, rakyat still tak menaruh kepercayaan sgt laa
takpun anak2 diorg ke or sape2 la
tunjukkan yg korg hardcore and berani mati la
but
you're going in the right direction kot
(tapi selama ni pegi mana? before pru12?)
cuuti lagi 10 ari je
haih
selamat berpuasa lah korg sume
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
just... classic
hahahaha
pure genius + facebook + time to kill = as below
sori la kebar.. tu je template yg tinggal yg sesuai.. hahaha.. ko sungguh bernasib baik
postscript - aku tak photoshop la.. gile ke ape aku nk PS muke korg satu per satu.... ade website yg buat sume tu.. ade kat gambar tu...
pure genius + facebook + time to kill = as below
sori la kebar.. tu je template yg tinggal yg sesuai.. hahaha.. ko sungguh bernasib baik
postscript - aku tak photoshop la.. gile ke ape aku nk PS muke korg satu per satu.... ade website yg buat sume tu.. ade kat gambar tu...
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Got time? Read this!
I was at the wet market last weekend and saw how a fishmonger slaughter a live freshwater fish. He pinned the wriggling creature to the ground with his left hand, and with his right, whacked its head hard, knocking it unconscious. Then he shoved a piece of wood inside the fish’s mouth. With one end of the piece of wood jammed in its mouth and the other end held by its killer, the poor fish couldn’t get away. Then the young fishmonger began to de-scale the fish with a scraper. After less than a minute of that, he removed the wood from its mouth and tossed the fish to his buddy who then sliced the still-alive fish open and removed its guts. With a piece of wood shoved down its throat, it must be terrible being a fish.
It must be equalling tough being a frog. The frog seller grabs the frog by its body and whacks its head against the chopping board, stunning it motionless but still alive. He then snips off its toes, turns the frog over, slices its stomach and peels off its skin, all in less than a minute. One can still spot the heart beating weakly.
It must also be tough being a bird, even a performing parrot. This bird had been performing at the Ecopark of the Bukit Merah Laketown Resort for years and had been trained by its trainer to count cards. Star of the show for kids? Yes, but stardom didn’t help. Last year, when the Bird Flu was it its worst, the performing parrot was stuffed into a plastic bag and burnt alive (with all its exotic feathery colleagues).
It must be tough being an honest cab driver, especially now during Visit Malaysia Year 2007. To begin with, you spend money installing a meter in your cab that you don’t use, although you know you are supposed to use it. Because most of the other cab drivers don’t use their meters (preferring to fleece and fry their passengers instead), you are expected to follow suit. If you do not conform, you get ostracized by your mates and they don’t welcome you into their circle anymore. You get shooed away if you try to join them for teh tarik. Yet, you know it’s wrong not to use the meter.
It must be tough being a Mat Rempit (illegal motorcycle racer). You have a miserly paying day job working as a low level employee where even the nasi lemak girls don’t take a second look at you. Your salary is hardly able to sustain your smoking habit and you know you will never become rich. Your only possession is your motorbike, from which you derive the only entertainment in your life - racing at night, or performing stunts to impress girls. Wow, while your Chinese friends waste their lives playing Counter Strike in cyber cafes, you get to be admired by the girls. If only your boss could see you, he wouldn’t think you are just an unmotivated office boy. So you spend all your savings on a cheapskate black jacket and on souping up your bike, to make it run faster, roar louder, but no matter how fast it runs and how loud it roars, it will always be outrun and outroared by another bike. So you lose face, and sometimes you even lose your girl in a race. During those rare occasions when you win a race, the police suddenly appears and the party is broken up before you can collect. Worst, the police confiscate your keys and you have to push your bike 7 km to the nearest police station.
It must tough being a goldsmith robber. To begin with, you must always carry a hammer in your bag, to break the glass cases with, and that thing is cumbersome and heavy. Then you can never be sure if the in-house CCTV is functioning or it’s just there for show. Also, there is the security guard to take care of. It’s alright if they employ an old gizzard because you can always outdraw him, but sometimes they employ an out-of-job marksman. Then assuming you and your mates manage to grab the loot and run, you can never be sure whether your mate manning the getaway car is still waiting there with the engine running or he’s distracted by some Siti lookalike. Or you forget to rehearse getting inside the car, and in your haste to get away, end up with two people trying to get in by the same door, banging each other’s heads. Worst, there could be an off-duty cop around and he puts a bullet into somebody’s head. What if it were the driver’s head that he put the bullet in? Who’s going to drive the car then? Alright, assuming the rest of you get away from the scene of the crime without being shot, change cars, change clothes, change Mykads, and drive non-stop all the way to the Thai border, how can you be sure that there would not be a police party waiting for you because the guy who was shot was stupid enough to be carrying his hotel door card, and if that’s not bad enough, he could be carrying his handphone with your number stored in it.
Monday, August 18, 2008
"gamer for life"... well takdelah teruk mane pun title tu
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/AfpNews/080818070808.1exy6g3a.txt/afp
last poll result on "aku nak kawen..."
sebelum grad 0 (0%)
right after konvo 1 (11%)
1-2 years bekerja 5 (55%)
before aku reach 30 2 (22%)
30+ 1 (11%)
aku malas nk kawen.. buat semak je 0 (0%)
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/AfpNews/080818070808.1exy6g3a.txt/afp
last poll result on "aku nak kawen..."
sebelum grad 0 (0%)
right after konvo 1 (11%)
1-2 years bekerja 5 (55%)
before aku reach 30 2 (22%)
30+ 1 (11%)
aku malas nk kawen.. buat semak je 0 (0%)
Friday, August 15, 2008
sape tak bukak website ni memang dungu abis
klik disini
...sigh
(ready or not, (final med) here i come)
klik disini
...sigh
(ready or not, (final med) here i come)
sialan
racist!
gambar2 tersebut adalah gambar pasukan bola keranjang negara sepanyol yang kini berada di sukan olimpik beijing 2008
racist macam najib!
ahahahahahaha
Mao zhuxi wansui!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
yah!!!satu lagi link..
this looks serious..bace tul2 kalo berminat.
sila klik di sini
i think emotions are running high about malaysian politics nowadays..
from the comments i've seen from blogs, ppl are mostly talking
out of their asses rather than their mouths.
ps: aku xde bende nk buat.post la byk2..ahahah
sila klik di sini
i think emotions are running high about malaysian politics nowadays..
from the comments i've seen from blogs, ppl are mostly talking
out of their asses rather than their mouths.
ps: aku xde bende nk buat.post la byk2..ahahah
kena tipu... tchi tch tch
ade orang kena tipu baiki laptop
tapi takpe
bkn ko sorg je kena tipu
satu dunia kena tipu juga
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7556058.stm
tapi memang tak patut betul la ape yg diorg buat ni
tak beretika langsung
aku memang kesian
p/s: ape hal lately bnyk post yg ade link kat news. aku salah kan jali.
tapi takpe
bkn ko sorg je kena tipu
satu dunia kena tipu juga
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7556058.stm
tapi memang tak patut betul la ape yg diorg buat ni
tak beretika langsung
aku memang kesian
p/s: ape hal lately bnyk post yg ade link kat news. aku salah kan jali.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
well
aku jarang la gune the f word kan
but seriously
what the fuck is the meaning of this?
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/12/courts/22059996&sec=courts
mane diorg nk dapat duit 200mil+ tuh?
...ntah?
korg rase2?
yang lagi satu ni ape hal pulaknye?
dah lepas beli mercs nak beli laptop pulak?
http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Mutakhir/20080812173141/Article/index_html
ingat laptop tu bagus sangat ke utk tolong belajar
ktorg tak payah gune laptop pun mase belajar dulu2 tapi did fairly well jugak la dengan hanya menggunakan buku, pen, dan kertas
ahmad said ni reti bazir duit je a. memang bengong.
bkn die sorg je
politicians sume mmg gune duit macam makbapak diorg punye.
peh
p/s: ape berita pasal mercs tuh? diorg gune lagi ke? aku blur. paper kena gam eh?
aku jarang la gune the f word kan
but seriously
what the fuck is the meaning of this?
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/12/courts/22059996&sec=courts
mane diorg nk dapat duit 200mil+ tuh?
...ntah?
korg rase2?
yang lagi satu ni ape hal pulaknye?
dah lepas beli mercs nak beli laptop pulak?
http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Mutakhir/20080812173141/Article/index_html
ingat laptop tu bagus sangat ke utk tolong belajar
ktorg tak payah gune laptop pun mase belajar dulu2 tapi did fairly well jugak la dengan hanya menggunakan buku, pen, dan kertas
ahmad said ni reti bazir duit je a. memang bengong.
bkn die sorg je
politicians sume mmg gune duit macam makbapak diorg punye.
peh
p/s: ape berita pasal mercs tuh? diorg gune lagi ke? aku blur. paper kena gam eh?
Hiburan dalam negara
dari berita harian..
http://www.bharian.com.my/Current_News/BH/Tuesday/Nasional/20080812095435/Article/index_html
sian lak aku tgk bini dia tu..
Monday, August 11, 2008
Aimee's prediction came true..
Monday August 11, 2008
Oil jumps above US$116 on Russian-Georgia conflict
dari star online..
Oil jumps above US$116 on Russian-Georgia conflict
dari star online..
Friday, August 08, 2008
malaysian politics...
old vids..
(what a shame..)
(sape paham ckp kelantan?boley translate kan? in my opinion, the guy in the ketayap is purposely provoking and aggravating the already aggravated guy..i'm not sure,but his facial expression looks like it..)
sekian.terima kasih.
(what a shame..)
(sape paham ckp kelantan?boley translate kan? in my opinion, the guy in the ketayap is purposely provoking and aggravating the already aggravated guy..i'm not sure,but his facial expression looks like it..)
sekian.terima kasih.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Raja Bet
The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kewalramani. "How about a demonstration? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kewalramani says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Kewalramani removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Jamshedji as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kewalramani asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and Decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, So he agrees again.
Kewalramani stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Jamshedji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Jamshedji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kewalramani. "How about a demonstration? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kewalramani says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Kewalramani removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Jamshedji as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kewalramani asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and Decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, So he agrees again.
Kewalramani stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Jamshedji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Jamshedji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
Monday, July 21, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
debat anwar dan shabery
ya..mari kita lihat transkrip debat berikut..
AMARAN: transkrip ini ditulis oleh penulis yang kemungkinan pendengaran nya kurang betul.
anwar: kerajaan korup! ekonomi meleset! rasuah!
shabery: anwar dulu same sahaje! pembangkang dari dulu lagi!
anwar: abugen! abugen! yoga flame!
shabery: sonic boom! tiger!
kesimpulan dari debat harga minyak..
tiada kesimpulan.nst kata shabery byk beri fakta(sama saja ngn anwar)
aku fire kau, engko fire aku..crap.baik aku tgk hancock.wahahahah.
AMARAN: transkrip ini ditulis oleh penulis yang kemungkinan pendengaran nya kurang betul.
anwar: kerajaan korup! ekonomi meleset! rasuah!
shabery: anwar dulu same sahaje! pembangkang dari dulu lagi!
anwar: abugen! abugen! yoga flame!
shabery: sonic boom! tiger!
kesimpulan dari debat harga minyak..
tiada kesimpulan.nst kata shabery byk beri fakta(sama saja ngn anwar)
aku fire kau, engko fire aku..crap.baik aku tgk hancock.wahahahah.
aku tidak memahami...
dari nst..
"Pembayaran Petronas kepada kerajaan meningkat kepada RM67.6 bilion tahun ini susulan keuntungan lebih tinggi yang diraih pada tahun kewangannya berakhir 31 Mac 2008."
hmmm....alot of keuntungan..y cannot subsidise more? i think we need more transparency with the "buku lejer" kerajaan..
"Pembayaran Petronas kepada kerajaan meningkat kepada RM67.6 bilion tahun ini susulan keuntungan lebih tinggi yang diraih pada tahun kewangannya berakhir 31 Mac 2008."
hmmm....alot of keuntungan..y cannot subsidise more? i think we need more transparency with the "buku lejer" kerajaan..
Friday, July 11, 2008
temasik
ade sape2 terase nk g singapore tak?
ngaha
singfest 2008
mcm menarik
DATE
2-3 Aug 2008 (Sat & Sun)
12pm - 11pm
VENUE
Fort Canning Park
Artists Line-up
Sat
Travis
Lost Prophets
New Found Glory
Simple Plan
Crowned King
Dearest
Melenie
Subono
Sun
Alicia Keys
Panic at the Disco
Jason Mraz
One Republic
Stacie Orrico
Jamie Scott
Rick Astley
The Pussycat Dolls
TICKET PRICE
2 Aug 2008
Pre-Sale - S$150
3 Aug 2008
Pre-Sale - S$200
Week-ender Pass
Pre-Sale - S$300
hmmmhmmmmm
(serious nih...)
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
syarikat minyak atar rumah ketat
ejen-ejen kami
Rafiq - pemegang takhta presiden setelah najmi meletak jawatan baru2 ini
gym
metro
anak banker
Jawa - pemangku takhta presiden
gym
presiden ppimg
men gitar
Kebar - ejen aluminium
gym
tinggi
bendahari ppimg
kuat tgk cite korea
hadi - ejen tembaga
kaya
rajin bawak kete
mempunyai pengalaman yang luas dalam hal-hal perdagangan minyak antarabangsa
najib - ejen suasa
ada ps3
boleh men gitar skit2
selalu kena titik men pro evo
boleh membina reban
peqli - ejen silikon
power men komputer
power men pro evo
power nursery rhyme
bekas2 ejen kami yang dahulu
najmi - bekas presiden 2007/2008
jali - ejen kayu
jimi - ejen keratin
Rafiq - pemegang takhta presiden setelah najmi meletak jawatan baru2 ini
gym
metro
anak banker
Jawa - pemangku takhta presiden
gym
presiden ppimg
men gitar
Kebar - ejen aluminium
gym
tinggi
bendahari ppimg
kuat tgk cite korea
hadi - ejen tembaga
kaya
rajin bawak kete
mempunyai pengalaman yang luas dalam hal-hal perdagangan minyak antarabangsa
najib - ejen suasa
ada ps3
boleh men gitar skit2
selalu kena titik men pro evo
boleh membina reban
peqli - ejen silikon
power men komputer
power men pro evo
power nursery rhyme
bekas2 ejen kami yang dahulu
najmi - bekas presiden 2007/2008
jali - ejen kayu
jimi - ejen keratin
Friday, June 13, 2008
macam siot
"(maka) celakalah mereka yang menggunakan periuk dan kuali (dan gelas besar) yang tidak mempunyai kesedaran sivik (untuk) membasuh sebelum pulang ke Malaysia"
nak je aku tinggal kat depan bilik yang bersalah tu, kalau tidak kerana noel nak datang nnti pasang heater electric.
siot.
nak je aku tinggal kat depan bilik yang bersalah tu, kalau tidak kerana noel nak datang nnti pasang heater electric.
siot.
Monday, June 02, 2008
Sunday, June 01, 2008
wttfff
subsidi petrol hanya bagi yang layak?
wtf?
mana pegi duit sume?
petronas untung gak bile minyak naik
ape dah jadi?
bodo a kerajaan nih
tension aku
naik je tak abis2
ke duit takde sbb abis buat kempen
pastu kalah
so lagi la barai jadinye
ahh
tension la aku cmnih
ntah pape
tp yg paling sial adalah speculators
diorg mmg gampang
sedap ati je nak manipulate harga minyak
arab pun sama je
sialan tul la kapitalis kapitalis celaka nih
-aku yg tnsion-
wtf?
mana pegi duit sume?
petronas untung gak bile minyak naik
ape dah jadi?
bodo a kerajaan nih
tension aku
naik je tak abis2
ke duit takde sbb abis buat kempen
pastu kalah
so lagi la barai jadinye
ahh
tension la aku cmnih
ntah pape
tp yg paling sial adalah speculators
diorg mmg gampang
sedap ati je nak manipulate harga minyak
arab pun sama je
sialan tul la kapitalis kapitalis celaka nih
-aku yg tnsion-
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
gile la bosan
lantas buat tag jawa&najmi
7 random facts about me:
7 things that scare me:
7 things I say the most:
7 things I treasure the most:
7 "first time" things I ever did:
7 random facts about me:
- bukan anti-nasi
- tapi anti lauk pauk biasa nasi
- menggemari nasi lemak, nasi briyani, nasi minyak, dan keluarga beras2 pulut spt pulut kuning, ketupat palas, dan lemang
- menang nokia 3310 dari cabutan bertuah cybercafe dekat taiping
- ada lebih krg 7333 mp3 dalam komputer
- dari 7333 tu, ada 73 lagu *nsync, 23 lagu bsb, 19 lagu 5ive, 10 lagu westlife, 9 lagu 98 degrees
- pernah tinggal kat jb, kat kuarters kerajaan atas bukit seaview, betul2 depan pintu pagar utama istana johor
7 things that scare me:
- made someone dear angry
- bangun tibe2 tgh2 mlm buta dan dgr bunyi pelik
- failure
- tah
- tah
- tah
- tah
- Hawksley Workman - We will still need a song.mp3
- wolfmother-joker_and_the_thief.mp3
- 98 Degrees - If She Only Knew.mp3
- Five - Battlestar.mp3
- Maroon five - Rag Doll.mp3
- Michael Buble - Daddy's Little Girl.mp3
- Mariah Carey - Honey.mp3
7 things I say the most:
- gile
- barai
- C******
- cheh
- bendeee
- aiii
- ntah
7 things I treasure the most:
- family
- desktop
- nw-a1000 mp3 player yg dah lapuk tapi setia
- earphone mp3 player aku
- friends
- oven
- duit dan jam aku yg tah kemana
7 "first time" things I ever did:
- mandi hujan kat kampung "old school"
- curi tabung adik aku
- cross-stitched
- tgk movie sorg2
- masuk spelling bee competition (it was lame)
- pegi pulau kapas
- taktau
Monday, May 26, 2008
Royal Marine Commando Cinema Ad
Melayu yang ganas berkata
"akulah orang yang paling jahat dalam dunia ni!
marilah mari
aku akan bunuh semua, yeahhhhh!!"
lawak betul,
aku baru perasan bende nih sebab baca paper tadi.
ape-ape pun, komando malaysia lagi hebat la kat dalam hutan.
dah la Malaysia yang train diorang pasal jungle warfare nih,
pakai sumpit pun boleh menang la.
"akulah orang yang paling jahat dalam dunia ni!
marilah mari
aku akan bunuh semua, yeahhhhh!!"
lawak betul,
aku baru perasan bende nih sebab baca paper tadi.
ape-ape pun, komando malaysia lagi hebat la kat dalam hutan.
dah la Malaysia yang train diorang pasal jungle warfare nih,
pakai sumpit pun boleh menang la.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
"freehold"
Apply to convert to freehold status, Guan Eng tells landowners
By CAROLYN OOI
GEORGE TOWN: Residential leasehold landowners in Penang can begin applying to the state government to convert the government land into freehold, said Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng.
He said the state was studying a new land policy, which would allow the 30-year, 60-year or 99-year leasehold land be converted into freehold land on a case-by-case basis.
“We are also looking into allowing the tenure of leasehold industrial land owned by the state government to be extended from 60 years to 99 years.
“Those given the approval must, of course, pay the land premium,” he said after he led a donation drive at the Air Itam market for the Sichuan Earthquake Fund yesterday .
Lim said the move to change the land policy was decided at the state Exco meeting on Friday but there were legal hurdles to overcome.
“We have to make sure that this policy is in compliance with the National Land Code,” he said.
He said the study would include the economic impact on both businesses and on the state.
Lim said extending the tenure of leasehold industrial land would help companies apply for bank loans.
“The state state government will also benefit from the premium to be paid for the extended lease tenure,” he said.
On leasehold commercial land, he said there would be no change to the land policy, which extends to 99 years.
Lim said the state government would take steps to ensure those allowed to convert residential leasehold land into freehold do not sell off the land immediately.
He said each landowner has to submit their own application for the change of land status.
“Those who want to apply can start applying now and if they need help, they can contact their assemblymen,” he said.
A total of RM2629.20 was collected from the public during the one-hour donation drive.
Also, those present were state DAP chairman Chow Kon Yeow, state party secretary Danny Law and Air Itam assemblyman Wong Hon Wai.
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unless the difference of socioeconomic status in Penang is addressed (something needs to be done and so far i havent seen anything) i don't think any freehold deal would be fair (financial insecurity + economic recession = desperate people)
from what ive seen, the Penang govt has only implemented changes for the interest of non-bumiputrans only (i may be wrong however)
on another note - headlines on pulau batu puteh
"Kuasa Singapura terhad - Nelayan kita kini bebas memasuki Middle Rocks selepas 22 tahun dihalang"
"Rais: Decision on island is a win-win situation"Kalah tetap kalah
dah brp kali kalah ngn singapura
lame la wei
lame
badawi - nxt time show some backbone
catu air diorg la
biak pi minum neuwater diorg
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
a blessing in disguise
Sex more valued than money
MIRI: Sex before money – that seemed to be on the minds of a group of armed robbers who struck at a housing estate.
Clad only in their underwear and face-masks, the five men broke into a house, tied up its four occupants, then searched the house for the Indonesian maid instead of the loot.
When they found the maid not to their “taste”, they beat her up and then robbed the entire family.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
oh mama, mereka sudah/hampir kawen
class of 2009 (insyaAllah)
peqli
najmi
chee
ridzwan
nabil
ipin
jimi
zool
chin chuan
chee peng
zaquan
kheshwant
zurita
alia
cek
afza
sheila
aimi
adilla
stacey
afee
cham
yoo yie
daniel
gaagan
audrey
yoke yin
trish
shakira
aavin
xco
ju
chelop
bob
zawani
naza
kok jin
ain
nadiya
bushra
cha len
hema
itul
nawwar
ina
mis
pulut
leen
peqli
najmi
chee
ridzwan
nabil
ipin
jimi
zool
chin chuan
chee peng
zaquan
kheshwant
zurita
alia
cek
afza
sheila
aimi
adilla
stacey
afee
cham
yoo yie
daniel
gaagan
audrey
yoke yin
trish
shakira
aavin
xco
ju
chelop
bob
zawani
naza
kok jin
ain
nadiya
bushra
cha len
hema
itul
nawwar
ina
mis
pulut
leen
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Cinta Hampa (tiada kaitan dengan artikel)
Aku ingin meluahkan perassaan hampa ku terhadap melayu galway kerna sangat lah lambat dalam meluluskan persuratan ku. Akibatnya, aku tidak sempat untuk membeli study lamp lampu putih. Putih juga lah mataku. Adakah perkara seperti ini berlaku kerana tiada kebebasan bersuara di melayu galway. Ada juga beberapa mesejku yang tidak diluluskan. Mesej yang mengandungi sepatah dua perkataan sahaja. Tetapi banyak juga mesej yang telah diluluskan yang datangnya dari pelajar pelajar lain. Adakah melayugalway mengamalkan kronisme, meluluskan mesej orang orang yang dikehendaki sahaja? Iya, memang kronisme. Ini kerana suatu masa lalu, seseorang telah menghantar mesej "saya setuju". Aku juga telah menghantar mesej dua perkataan itu kepada forum melayu galway tetapi ditolak. MENGAPA! Tiada kah kebebasan bersuara? Adakah komen aku terlalu keras? Adakah 'tukang meluluskan mesej' ada masalah peribadi dengan aku? entah la, siapa tahu. Mana lah tahu, beberapa hari nanti ada org yang akan menghantar mesej tidak puas hati terhadapku pula.. HAMPA....HAMPA....hidup memang palat! esok masih ada. (semua adalah rekaan semata-mata. tiada kaitan antara yang hidup atau yang telah mati)
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Kami the movie
haha, memang tagline yang catchy dan inappropriate.
tapi, harap-harap diorang tukar la sebelum promote kat tv...
link..
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
haih
Kadar tol mungkin diturunkan
07/05/2008 4:50pm
KUALA LUMPUR 7 Mei - Kerajaan bercadang menurunkan kadar tol di lebuh-lebuh raya di negara ini jika kajian terhadap operasi syarikat-syarikat konsesi terlibat mendapati jumlah kutipan tol adalah lebih tinggi daripada kos pengendaliannya.
Menteri Kerja Raya, Datuk Ir. Mohd Zin Mohamed memberitahu, kajian yang sedang dijalankan itu meliputi jumlah trafik kenderaan dan bayaran pinjaman bank serta penyelenggaraan berbanding hasil kutipan tol.
Tambah beliau, terdapat 22 lebuh raya di negara ini dengan pendapatan syarikat konsesi sejak diswastakan sehingga April tahun ini sebanyak RM27.6 bilion - Utusan
07/05/2008 4:50pm
KUALA LUMPUR 7 Mei - Kerajaan bercadang menurunkan kadar tol di lebuh-lebuh raya di negara ini jika kajian terhadap operasi syarikat-syarikat konsesi terlibat mendapati jumlah kutipan tol adalah lebih tinggi daripada kos pengendaliannya.
Menteri Kerja Raya, Datuk Ir. Mohd Zin Mohamed memberitahu, kajian yang sedang dijalankan itu meliputi jumlah trafik kenderaan dan bayaran pinjaman bank serta penyelenggaraan berbanding hasil kutipan tol.
Tambah beliau, terdapat 22 lebuh raya di negara ini dengan pendapatan syarikat konsesi sejak diswastakan sehingga April tahun ini sebanyak RM27.6 bilion - Utusan
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asal baru terhegeh nak buat sekarang?
sebab keputusan pru12 teruk?
nape tak buat dari dulu lagi
bongok
memang dah terhantuk baru nak tergadah
asal baru terhegeh nak buat sekarang?
sebab keputusan pru12 teruk?
nape tak buat dari dulu lagi
bongok
memang dah terhantuk baru nak tergadah
Thursday, May 01, 2008
mengaibkan!
utusan hari ini
Seorang pelajar Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan (SMK) Sri Andalas, M. Jochim berkata, dia dan rakan-rakan sebelum ini menjangka sidang Dewan berjalan secara profesional dengan ahli-ahli Parlimen membangkitkan pelbagai isu.
Bagaimanapun, dia mengakui terkejut melihat ahli Parlimen bertindak seperti kanak-kanak apabila menggelarkan satu sama lain dengan panggilan tertentu.
‘‘Saya menjangka persidangan ini akan berlangsung dalam suasana formal apabila ahli-ahli Parlimen mengemukakan pandangan mereka tetapi lain pula yang berlaku.
‘‘Saya tak sangka mereka saling memanggil satu sama lain dengan pelbagai panggilan, seperti budak-budak,” katanya ketika ditemui di bangunan Parlimen hari ini.
Jochim adalah antara 37 pelajar SMK Sri Andalas yang menyaksikan sidang Dewan Rakyat hari ini selain pelajar dari SMK Alam Megah dan Sekolah Tinggi Kajang.
Terdahulu, semasa sidang Dewan berlangsung, Ahli Parlimen Bukit Gelugor, Karpal Singh memanggil Ahli Parlimen Kinabatangan, Datuk Bung Moktar Radin sebagai ‘bigfoot’.
“Saya harap ‘bigfoot’ dari Kinabatangan tidak akan mengganggu saya. Bigfoot sit down,” kata Karpal.
Bung Moktar kemudiannya bangun dan berkata : ‘‘Berdirilah kalau berani. If I’m bigfoot, you are big monkey.”
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haiihh
budak2 bodoh pun boleh kata korang bodoh, so korg lagi bodoh la dr diorg ni
tak matang
melayu cina india BN DAP sume sama je
sama bodoh
sama tak matang
....bahalul
uk nye parliament live telecast sepanjang aku tgk.... taknah pun pakai bigfoot or monkey
kalau diorg nk ejek pun.. diorg perli la... bile aku dengar.. terhiris jgk la gegendang telinga aku..
takde la pakai monkey atau kata2 kesat
at least nampak mcm educated dan grown-up nye argument la dari memanggil2 nama
haih
korg tu.. ahli parlimen.. pemimpin rakyat
aku ni.. cume pelajar je.. jadi aku bole la gune kata2 kesat sebab aku rakyat biase je... n aku ikut teladan pemimpin aku la..
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
under fire
this is cool..
(ignore the bulu2 n stuffs)
but the next one is...
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HARDCOREEEE (yeah baby! ya know ya want a piece of the shizz!)
(ignore the bulu2 n stuffs)
but the next one is...
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HARDCOREEEE (yeah baby! ya know ya want a piece of the shizz!)
Monday, April 21, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
senapang bambu
datuk K tembak peluru kapur jaa
(firing blanks)
tu la siti
tanak kawen ngn aku dulu
skrg baru ko nyesal
padan muke ko
bukannye ko taktau
spermatosit spermatosit datuk K tu sume dah beruban ngn artritik... mana larat nak berenang-renang...
siti oh siti...
siti dah ditebuk musang tua da...
(firing blanks)
tu la siti
tanak kawen ngn aku dulu
skrg baru ko nyesal
padan muke ko
bukannye ko taktau
spermatosit spermatosit datuk K tu sume dah beruban ngn artritik... mana larat nak berenang-renang...
siti oh siti...
siti dah ditebuk musang tua da...
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
fancy a cup of coffee
kalau ade kat galway mmg aku belanja korang la kopi ni
trivia of the day
camne org leh kentut tapi takde incontinence at the same time?
trivia of the day
camne org leh kentut tapi takde incontinence at the same time?
I'm coming back home
Just bought the ticket today,
going home on the 2nd of june.
HOME - Michael Buble
going home on the 2nd of june.
HOME - Michael Buble
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Malaysia tak reti main bola...
bak kata kebar "kalau nak ketawa tapi tak nak tengok stand-up comedy pegi la tengok bola"
tak caya klik kat sini.
nombor 170???? bawah dari Seirra Leone, tak bole terima akal betul la. .
cadangan aku Malaysia dah tak payah main bola sepak la, jom reramai main congkak je.
tak caya klik kat sini.
nombor 170???? bawah dari Seirra Leone, tak bole terima akal betul la. .
cadangan aku Malaysia dah tak payah main bola sepak la, jom reramai main congkak je.
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