Raja Bet

The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kewalramani. "How about a demonstration? "
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kewalramani says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Kewalramani removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Jamshedji as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kewalramani asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and Decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, So he agrees again.
Kewalramani stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Jamshedji moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Jamshedji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me One Hundred Thousand Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

some comedy

debat anwar dan shabery

ya..mari kita lihat transkrip debat berikut..
AMARAN: transkrip ini ditulis oleh penulis yang kemungkinan pendengaran nya kurang betul.


anwar: kerajaan korup! ekonomi meleset! rasuah!

shabery: anwar dulu same sahaje! pembangkang dari dulu lagi!

anwar: abugen! abugen! yoga flame!

shabery: sonic boom! tiger!

kesimpulan dari debat harga minyak..
tiada kesimpulan.nst kata shabery byk beri fakta(sama saja ngn anwar)
aku fire kau, engko fire aku..crap.baik aku tgk hancock.wahahahah.

aku tidak memahami...

dari nst..

"Pembayaran Petronas kepada kerajaan meningkat kepada RM67.6 bilion tahun ini susulan keuntungan lebih tinggi yang diraih pada tahun kewangannya berakhir 31 Mac 2008."

hmmm....alot of keuntungan..y cannot subsidise more? i think we need more transparency with the "buku lejer" kerajaan..

temasik

ade sape2 terase nk g singapore tak?
ngaha

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Sat
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Rick Astley
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(serious nih...)

jom g kulim

chesss
anyways aku tgh sangap.