Wednesday, December 27, 2006

a tale of two sisters

taun ni for boxing day aku malas nk kuar beli pape
takat nk p dunnes ngn aldi ngn pak mat utk foodstuffs je
takde selera nk bli baju/kasut/seluar baru

blog title cam takde kaitan sgt
tp sbb ade character nama su-mi...
aku terfikir, nape sumi yg kite makan tu (jelly dalam conical cup tuh, yg berkaler hijau merah oren kuning; aku paling benci oren) dipanggil sumi?
nak kate brand name die sumi, rasenye tak jugak...
haih
one of the worlds greatest mysteries betul la

aku mengidam cocoon jelly perisa mangga

Friday, December 22, 2006

superman??

kalau superman mcm ni,
kurang sket la org nak jerit mintak tolong, hahahaha















p\s gambar diambil dr the malay male.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Lugubrious.......

dalam kebosanan nih aku terfikir mcm mana nak menjadi kaya????

salah ke kalau terfikir mcm tu? kalau aku jumpa idea bernas aku bagitau korang k.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

darn it

something ridiculous happened today.
while vaccuum cleaning my laptop's keyboard
the "1" key got sucked off
f
so i took out the vac bag
and sifted through the dust, lint and hairballs
for that 1 key
ala-ala csi
thats about everything i guess

aku seketul ayam..

aku sampai ke rumah ketat dah lame dah.. tu pon pak bengal yg antar. sengal gak pak bengal ni, lame gile nak jumpe rumah ni. sampai2 je nampak najib, die angkat aku masuk dalam. letak atas freezer. lame gak aku kat situ. semua buat tak tau jek. akhirnye jali gak yg angkat aku, asingkan aku dr member2 aku yg lain. die kate bdk lain bukan buat tak tau cume kali ni giliran die lak yg handle aku. kami diasingkan berdua2 dalam satu bekas. aku tak tau kenape pada mula nye, tp lps tu baru aku tau, sbb senang sket nak gune nnt. lps die dah asingkan, die angkat aku pastu letak aku kat bawah skali. bengang aku, kalau mcm nih, lambat lagi la giliran aku. ces. hampeh tol.

kurang dari 2 minggu kemudian......

aku nampak najib menjenguk2 kat dalam nih, pastu die senyum. tak sangka aku pun gembira bile nampak die. akhirnye sampai gak giliran aku. aku dgn geng aku bersorak gembira.

Friday, December 08, 2006

if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

came across this song last night... it was sung by jimmy soul... so here's how it goes; (lagu die 500kb je, so sila-sila la tekan butang play tu)








If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's uglyyyyyy
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
catchy song eh? you betcha. love is blind, or so they say.
p/s : aku dedicate lagu ni kat datuk k dan sume rakan seperjuangan

Monday, December 04, 2006

sigh

perut oh perut kenapa nko lapar,
macam mana aku tak lapar, peqli tak bagi makan,
peqli oh peqli kenapa nko tak makan,
macam mana aku nak makan, pak mat lupe kasi ayam panggang aku

-dammit-

extremely hungry and tired after the bacte paper
went to pak mat to get some roast chicken
for lunch
lepas dah bayar amik plastic bag then went straight home
drenched
sampai2 rumah, plastic bag ade frozen burger je, takde ayam panggang pon
argh
tak kuasa aku nak cycle back there in the celakapunyehujantakabesabes

-dammit-

im getting tired of singing raindrops keep falling on my head over and over already
pfffft

i wonder how those AML patients still manage to put on a smile